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xylen

@timelessnt

im 21, bi, 🇸🇰 and otter

Joined May 2024
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The woke pipeline is sickening.
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The scariest thing about Halloween is that I'm gonna spend it lonely and gay
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whoever designed dicks to shoot cum like a fucking bullet really ate with that
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Losing touch with old(?) friends and also unable to find new ones
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𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔶 🩵👻 (@Michell97477395) profile picture𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔶 🩵👻@Michell97477395Oct 21
Does anyone else have intellectually disabled parents? I feel like I don’t hear people talk about it much but my mom has the mental capacity of a 12 year old and it’s so isolating having a mom but not…idk it’s like I want a bond with her but I feel nothing :/
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People - All Bosses & Endings
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accidentally yelled “DOOR” while entering my bedroom
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ive only masturbated once in the past week
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Camera app opened in selfie mode
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"can you tell us a time-"
roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 (@CHRlSTITTIES) profile pictureroni 🇵🇸🇧🇷@CHRlSTITTIESOct 9
filling out an application is so easy til they ask you to actually write something
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Doing a dick reveal is arguably safer then doing a face reveal online
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Manae@ManaeThoughtsOct 9
When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me
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when i’m listening to music on the train/in public and i make the album cover on my phone big so people can see what i’m listening to
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How it feels to use Google Maps while walking
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i did NOT have sexual relations with that mutual
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gus@thewizardofaugSep 23
me and my friend cannot stop referencing this reel it’s the funniest shit ever i’m genuinely crying 😭😭😭
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when you let a car merge into your lane and they put their hazards on to thank you
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Parents when they see you smiling on your phone
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YBG Don@cocotrescoSep 17
Hey CEO of period cramps… let’s go get lunch… my treat.
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