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Engineering manager that knows a thing or two about UEFI (my crap here does not reflect my employer blah blah)

Hillsboro, OR
Joined October 2008
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TIL: Whenever I fat finger in IM and write "the" as "teh", I can pretend to be writing in Slovenian. translate.google.com/?text=t…
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New on the #CVE Blog: “The CVE Search API: A New Way to Access CVE Records” medium.com/@cve_program/the-… #cve #vulnerability #vulnerabilitymanagement #software #infosec #cybersecurity @CVEnew
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My water bottle has a similar, but less verbose warning label.
A friend gave me this today. Colorless. Odorless. Can cause death if inhaled. Prolonged exposure to its solid form can cause tissue damage. And a perfect reminder that you can make almost anything sound terrifying.
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WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
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This is pretty freaking funny
Omg are you kidding me?
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It's a shame that you have to double check a mobile order at @Starbucks because their printers are so terrible (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, and assuming it isn't deliberate). This 1 is supposed to be a 4.
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It is not isolated to this store or city, either. I saw the exact same issue near Portland a week ago. When my wife brought the bad drink to one of the employees, they even argued with her and told her that she ordered it wrong.
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So I met my girlfriend’s parents this weekend and I think they have serious concerns about me being able to support their daughter. Something about me working at Blockbuster doesn’t impress them.
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Looks like we're in room 14 tonight
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A complete lack of formatting at the @LEGO_Group site reminds me of my early days online. Waiting isn't fun, but this page load failure is wonderfully nostalgic. Happy early Star Wars day, folks! (A quick F5 made it look a bit "better")
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Tennessee IRS is selling an old HSM... gsaauctions.gov/auctions/pre… If I was local, I would be bidding on this. HSM ain't cheap.
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My wish come true
Replying to @GTWScar
What do I want to see? Easy
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Seeing support status for my platform of choice (@home_assistant) in an Amazon product listing makes me feel like less of a hipster. Thanks, @ThirdRealityInc
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Less than 1 day, apparently.
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In case this catches on, I called the Mac and cheese at Sizzler, "cheese soup" before anyone else.
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Tim Hoppen retweeted
Replying to @netflix
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I get that sending text messages isn't free, but forcing users to remove MFA methods to potentially save a penny is ridiculous.
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The real reason that I enjoy the days I can work from home. You can't have background music in the office.
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Probably should have tagged @OpusScience in the tweet. Thanks for the music!
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Hello YouTubes! Anyone else nostalgic for some Ronald Jenkees youtube videos?
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