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Whenever I fat finger in IM and write "the" as "teh", I can pretend to be writing in Slovenian.
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Tim Hoppen retweeted
New on the #CVE Blog:
“The CVE Search API: A New Way to Access CVE Records”
medium.com/@cve_program/the-…
#cve #vulnerability #vulnerabilitymanagement #software #infosec #cybersecurity @CVEnew
Tim Hoppen retweeted
Look up @AmazonMGMStudio the fans have a message for you!
#SaveStargate
Tim Hoppen retweeted
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

ALT A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
It's a shame that you have to double check a mobile order at @Starbucks because their printers are so terrible (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt, and assuming it isn't deliberate).
This 1 is supposed to be a 4.
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Tim Hoppen retweeted
So I met my girlfriend’s parents this weekend and I think they have serious concerns about me being able to support their daughter. Something about me working at Blockbuster doesn’t impress them.
A complete lack of formatting at the @LEGO_Group site reminds me of my early days online. Waiting isn't fun, but this page load failure is wonderfully nostalgic.
Happy early Star Wars day, folks!
(A quick F5 made it look a bit "better")
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Tennessee IRS is selling an old HSM...
gsaauctions.gov/auctions/pre…
If I was local, I would be bidding on this. HSM ain't cheap.
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Seeing support status for my platform of choice (@home_assistant) in an Amazon product listing makes me feel like less of a hipster.
Thanks, @ThirdRealityInc
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Less than 1 day, apparently.
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In case this catches on, I called the Mac and cheese at Sizzler, "cheese soup" before anyone else.
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I get that sending text messages isn't free, but forcing users to remove MFA methods to potentially save a penny is ridiculous.
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The real reason that I enjoy the days I can work from home.
You can't have background music in the office.
Probably should have tagged @OpusScience in the tweet.
Thanks for the music!
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