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To John Dillinger, and hope he is still alive.

Melrose, MA
Joined March 2007
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This weekend! One of our favorite Boston Comics headlines @LaughBoston 🙌 Dont miss the hilarious @coreyrodrigues this FRI + SAT 🎟bit.ly/38gnPLJ 🤣🤣🤣 @mikeroywhitman @timmymac @brianhiggi
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Raise a glass at @thecomedyattic this New Year’s Eve with Boston favorite @timmymac (Nickelodeon, NPR). Tickets just $20. Show starts at 8pm. Get Tickets Now! > bit.ly/2OefbG0 @parkgrill257
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Raise a glass at @thecomedyattic this New Year’s Eve with Boston favorite @timmymac (Nickelodeon, NPR). Tickets just $20. Show starts at 8pm. Get Tickets Now! > bit.ly/2OefbG0
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Comedy is going very very well for me
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Blue Oyster Cult doesn’t get enough credit
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Tim McIntire retweeted
SATURDAY: Don't miss two chances to catch headliner @mrseanpatton with @timmymac and Mike O'Brien! TIX: buff.ly/2V7YnWs
Today I hung out with a recently sober friend who used to drink excessively and smoke crack and I asked him about it and he said "I can't believe I wasted ten years doing stand up comedy"
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Replying to @robinblackmma
No need for an alarm clock at my Nanna’s house this morning when you have plank wars going off at 8am
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White people discovered what "dog walked" meant last week and they're about to move into that muthafucka and wreck it like it's affordable housing
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The people’s champion @timmymac killing it at @TheComedyStudio!
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One Minute #BREAKDOWN: MAYHEM on #BlackFriday!! Gina vs Trish. We don’t play that way in #NorthCarolina. Enjoy The Hostilities My Friends? #fight #crazy #lol #bjj #charlotte @RobbieBarstool @barstoolsports @PeopleofWalmart @joerogan @bryancallen @BrendanSchaub @ufc @eddiebravo
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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint trib.al/0HNHCVV
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Looks like Whitey Bulger celebrated in front of the wrong Dodgers fan.
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Next #RedSox game ain't 'til Tuesday! You have no excuse not to be here tonight + tomorrow... @timmymac is HEADLINING! Tonight + Saturday | TIX >> nickscomedystop.com #boston
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Hey I'm doing a guest spot at @nicksboston tonight but honestly just come out to see @timmymac cause he's the real deal send tweet
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Replying to @timmymac
@timmymac taught me stand up comedy and I still blame him for everything. Go see him and have a great time!
Don't miss club favorite @timmymac at Nick's NEXT WEEKEND! Tim is headlining on the 19th and 20th. He would like to see you all there. Oblige. GET TIX >> nickscomedystop.com #boston
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Don't miss club favorite @timmymac at Nick's NEXT WEEKEND! Tim is headlining on the 19th and 20th. He would like to see you all there. Oblige. GET TIX >> nickscomedystop.com #boston
***COMING SOON!*** @Dpuppetjoselito – THIS THURSDAY! @comedybarbarian – FRIDAY + SATURDAY @timmymac – Oct 19 + 20 @montanacomedy – Oct 26 + 27 Don't miss these hilarious acts! TICKETS AT NICKSCOMEDYSTOP.COM! 🔥 #boston
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Wow Kavanaugh, why so emotional? You on your period or something?
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