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Tim Packett

@TimPackett

I do all of my own stunts.

 Raleigh, NC
Joined November 2011
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If you are the Bane of my existence, does that make me the Batman of your existence?
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It takes a pretty smart guy to figure out that he's a moron.
"Ein Prosit" is already stuck in my head for the next month. I apologize to anyone who finds themselves within earshot.
I brought an odd number of socks on vacation.
I'm pretty sure this is wrong, but for some reason my mind tells me that flat soda doesn't have caffeine in it anymore.
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Does anyone else miss the little notification/charging light that they used to put on cell phones?
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Yabba dabba don't.
"Can I see your gluten free menu?" "This menu is gluten free. You can eat the whole thing...It's made of paper."
I at barbecue, tacos, and pizza today. Best. Day. Ever.
I want someone to burst in the door of my funeral screaming, "I object!" like Shrek.
Who is the affluent sociopath that uses the "sort by price: high to low" option when online shopping?
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Grēves@Greves_nc6 Jun 2018
CONTEST!!! Name our new mascot! Repost this… instagram.com/p/Bjs6P3WAY6z/…
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Just googled the nutritional value of wood. There is none because we can't digest it, but the serving size is 1 ruler.
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Get at us. Contest for followers coming soon! xitter.gq/Greves_nc/status/10007…
Grēves (@Greves_nc) profile pictureGrēves@Greves_nc27 May 2018
Well here we are on Twitter, you philistines. Follow us for updates, banter, and a glimpse into our dark, twisted minds. Hilarity ensued... #metal #deathmetal #blackmetal #raleigh #nc #dtr #localmusic #localmusicsucks
I saw a Nazi. Then almost got hit three times walking the one block from my car to work. #bikefest
Pretty sure the lady working at the grocery store as I left told me to have the rest of my day and I'm mostly like...can I not?
Vehicular anarchy.
My credit card statement is literally just three pages of Raleigh Parking Meters charges.
I was just waiting in line to check out at a gas station when someone called the store to inquire about their wine selection.
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Everybody looks like they're trying to find the 3D image on the back of a cereal box. #Eclipse2017
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