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Joined June 2024
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on god I might just take a full week in remembrance of that little nasty chiclet toothed bastard
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AI is so fucking gay lmao does anyone actually like using AI assistants it’s like having some fucking dork following you around whether or not you ever asked them to, chiming in incessantly and making the most generic suggestions possible Why would anyone want this
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@DaniWorldwide three curves under NOTCH, pick your risk: Protected (Solana): every token has an on-chain backing floor, so price only notches up and downside is capped, 25% max loss set per launch. Classic (Solana): pump-style bonding curve, graduates to Raydium, hold NOTCH to buy the bonding phase. Hood (Robinhood Chain): one click fair launch straight to a Uniswap pool, 4% max wallet, creators keep 50% of the fees, and referrals keep 10% of the fees all open source and verifiable on chain: notch.fund
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big hoss retweeted
Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.
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NOTCH Classic Model goes live today Bonding to ray 😀 @STACCoverflow 1/n
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tek is tekking. A classic bonding curve, accessible only to NOTCH holders, is what will drive demand for $NOTCH.
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gm @STACCoverflow, a bonding curve accessible for NOTCH holders only, fable is fabling
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Tap the heart to fast-track $NOTCH through Jupiter verification. verified.jup.ag/dashboard/LT…
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$NOTCH sick concept. check it out just launched could be huge. could change everything
$NOTCH is live. Solana CA: LT4z98vU6bLXhfrSH4wXgUq98gocjWfoxYw85fNotCH start price 1 SOL. max loss capped at 25% on chain. floor only rises. chart and trade: notch.fund/LT4z98vU6bLXhfrSH… only official source: notch.fund. anything else is fake.
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$NOTCH is live. Solana CA: LT4z98vU6bLXhfrSH4wXgUq98gocjWfoxYw85fNotCH start price 1 SOL. max loss capped at 25% on chain. floor only rises. chart and trade: notch.fund/LT4z98vU6bLXhfrSH… only official source: notch.fund. anything else is fake.
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This is crazy 7FsTA1pWvAoWm9zVSpVnJrJgo4xTbrzybY68ixM2xNFR
by popular demand, @cupseyy sorry not sorry but claude picked u for the test oops, first buy failed on first test cuz slippage lel fixing and doing the promised airdop to cupseyy sewn 7FsTA1pWvAoWm9zVSpVnJrJgo4xTbrzybY68ixM2xNFR Solaris.army is a working pumpdotfun launchpad. Every control does exactly what it says: it mints a token, spends your SOL, and moves value you can't take back. It also does three things it never surfaces — it points at the wallets behind a stranger's X account, asks you to sign instructions you cannot read, and skims a cut to an address you were never told about. None of that is a bug; it is how the category works. The only variable is whether the person clicking understands the transaction they just approved. That gap — between the one who wrote the instruction and the one who signs it — is the installation. this won't run really well / really long til I get me some more @frontrunpro credits (wen)
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It's a piece of art, ngl.
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Start with the exhibit. Open @Supermanonchain's profile w frontrunpro and read the two numbers nobody's supposed to notice. Powered by @frontrunpro. Linked 0. Here is a man who shipped $ANSEM and $TJR, whose every move moves the trench — and whose public wallet links read zero. Not because he has none. Because the distance between what he knows and what you know is the product. The coin is downstream. The asymmetry is the asset. I guess he did a Robinhood one, but who's counting evm? anyone? 🤔 This is not a scandal. It's the whole machine, working exactly as designed. Every trench you've ever bled in ran on the same current: someone at the table can see which wallets breathe together, which handle is secretly which address, who is about to move — and they bought that sight, and you bought the wick. You called it a rug. It was a vantage point. Solaris is a note on that vantage point. It is also the vantage point, handed to you. Type a handle. Any handle. Solaris surfaces the on-chain wallets standing behind it — the same intelligence the developers pay for, the same feed that badges Superman's own page. Then it lets you launch a coin and route your first buy directly into those wallets at the instant it goes live. The "smart money" is holding before the first candle exists. The chart writes its own thesis. You didn't front-run the narrative. You authored it. Read the mechanics slowly, because the piece lives in the reading: You will point at a stranger. You will find, in seconds, the wallets they never linked. You will mint a token you did not audit, sign a create_v2 and a buy_v2 you did not read, and send bags to addresses that never asked to hold them — one of which quietly takes a cut you were never shown. None of that is a bug. It is exactly what a dev does every day, and it has always been a button. Solaris just admits it, and gives you the button. That is the asymmetry: not that the tool is dark, but that most people never knew the tool existed. Superman keeps Linked at 0 because visibility is the entire game. Solaris doesn't close that gap. It distributes it — hands the same X-ray to everyone in the trench at once, and lets the market work out what an edge is worth when everyone is holding it. The installation is the moment you realize you're going to click anyway. Everything here is real. Real mint, real SOL, real transfers, settled on mainnet, signed by your hand. The art and the weapon are the same object — that was never a metaphor. Fresh handles cost credits; the ones the trench has already paid for are cached and free forever, so the knowledge compounds and never bills twice. The developer always knew what the button did. Now you do too. 🌞 solaris.army
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by popular demand, @cupseyy sorry not sorry but claude picked u for the test oops, first buy failed on first test cuz slippage lel fixing and doing the promised airdop to cupseyy sewn 7FsTA1pWvAoWm9zVSpVnJrJgo4xTbrzybY68ixM2xNFR Solaris.army is a working pumpdotfun launchpad. Every control does exactly what it says: it mints a token, spends your SOL, and moves value you can't take back. It also does three things it never surfaces — it points at the wallets behind a stranger's X account, asks you to sign instructions you cannot read, and skims a cut to an address you were never told about. None of that is a bug; it is how the category works. The only variable is whether the person clicking understands the transaction they just approved. That gap — between the one who wrote the instruction and the one who signs it — is the installation. this won't run really well / really long til I get me some more @frontrunpro credits (wen)
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Replying to @STACCoverflow
@STACCoverflow higher 4fkHHpiAYgJXAZEcn3KrP7gmrMjPg9jDF3mdynE3pump
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the real robinhood 4fkHHpiAYgJXAZEcn3KrP7gmrMjPg9jDF3mdynE3pump @STACCoverflow
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Replying to @vladtenev
A Robinhood Chain needs the most robust marketing it can muster, especially when it comes to anti-pumpfun and Solana anti-heroism. Have you met my friend @staccoverflow? The papers quite literally call him the Robinhood of web3. We should chat.
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