Please stop pretending to be confused why Lana Del Rey married the alligator tour guide man.
This dude's literal job is to know where the gators are at. I bet he even has pictures on his phone of the baby ones.
Good for you, Lana, lucky lady.
I found a little garter snake being swarmed by ants and I am gonna try to fix him. Zach already named him Freckle and I'm emotionally attached.
My boyfriend tried to put my unopened drink that had been sitting on the counter for half an hour back in the fridge.
I am so annoyed he doesn't understand that I like things cold but not cold cold.
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I have three hagstones - one for seeing the future, one for seeing the fae, & one for seeing if you're annoyed with me
I'm fostering a bunny who had babies a few months ago and I asked if she would be okay being away from them.
They told me she's been desperate to escape her messy babies since they were a week old.
She even tried launching herself over her pen to get even a moment of respite.
For a short period of time my cat and I were both on Prozac. We kinda bonded over that which was cute.
Then it made both of us have uncontrollable nausea. Which we also bonded over. 🥰 Love twinning w/ my girly.
Painstakingly waited for this fabric to be on sale for months. I am scared to cut out the pattern because I don't want to mess up!!
I miss this era and aesthetic and how I took so many mirror selfies looking like a little dirty ratboy
I bought this beautiful cheese tray from a lady on FB marketplace who said she got it as a wedding gift in 1954.

















