dj from seattle i tweet about sports (seahawks, ducks, mariners, kraken) and dance music / culture

Seattle, Washington
Joined July 2008
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The Ents showing up to take down Isengard
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In case you missed it. 🤩 Presented by @SnoCasino
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"WE DID NOT CARE"
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The #Seahawks are the first team in NFL history to win a game on an overtime 2-point conversion attempt. The Commanders and Raiders both attempted and failed to do so earlier this season - the Seahawks OT conversion made history
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The Severance love triangle I really care about
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SOUNDZ FROM THE SEWERZ EPISODE 3: feat. @toastercookie OUT NOW! 🍪 This one is super fun! Lots of different vibes and a very eclectic track list. Listen on Sewer Ratz SoundCloud 🔗🐀🔊 🎨: @ashleighdarbyart on.soundcloud.com/pqsf362KAS…
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guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
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Mood 😁 #GoDucks
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Took my friend to see Cloonee at edc…bro asked when is the song gonna change and he’s been on for 15 min already 😭
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elections have consequences
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Tried to make the scariest pumpkin I could think of for halloween
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You cannot make this shit up. Matt Mullenweg tried to spend $500k+ to get @kendricklamar to record a WP Engine dis track. Excellent use of investor money right there folks. #WordPress #WordpressDRAMA #peakcringe
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Replying to @holy_schnitt
Idr where I read this but someone said that “you need to fall in love with someone who experiences the magic of the world the same way you do.”
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THAT'S A DEFENSIVE TD!!!
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DOWN GOES THE DUCK!!!!
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Men will literally destroy an open source community rather than go to therapy
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“i’m only 5 stops away!” the 5 stops:
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