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Todd Womack

@toddwomack

Official Twitter of Todd Womack, now boring dad in ATX, former comedy writer and director of many funny, wonderful videos.

 Austin, TX
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Joined April 2009
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For a show mostly about punching, Yellowstone is pretty good.
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I wish there was college football but for voting rights.
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Should I do the dishes tonight or leave them for a family member to deal with, and leave a note saying it’s my holiday gift to them? I will abide by the results of this poll.
30%Do the dishes
70%Leave the note & be free
61 votes • Final results
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A good day for the Warnocks is a good day for the Womacks.
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Remember this today as Republicans tweet their Veterans Day messages.
MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) profile pictureMeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch29 Jul 2022
This is the fist bump everyone needs to be talking about. Ted Cruz and fellow Republicans celebrating after blocking a bill to help toxin-exposed veterans survive.
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Baseball: Scientifically boring.
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Who you guys voting for for next queen?
13%Yass Queen
32%Beyoncé
3%That new Truss lady
53%Billy Eichner
38 votes • Final results
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Super proud of this sweet vid from my digital agency Hawk & Hook featuring the very cool brand Austin Beerworks. tiktok.com/t/ZTRaeJL9M/
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The old me is now the new me. Call me for #creativeservices for your brand. toddwomack.com
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I’m drinking beer tonight anyway.
Austin Water (@AustinWater) profile pictureAustin Water@AustinWater6 Feb 2022
A City-wide boil water notice has been issued effective immediately. Customers are advised to boil water for 2 minutes before consuming. More at austintexas.gov/alerts
Image from Austin Water (@AustinWater)
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Yoko’s screaming is really on point in Get Back.
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Uh oh. I just learned Paul Giamatti is my spirit animal.
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Here’s one of those paragraph math problems: My 2 year-old just woofed down 7 bucks of raspberries in 10 seconds. At this rate, how long will we be able to afford living in this house?
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Trick question, we are packing now.
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Nothing will unite this country more Than the July 4th release of The Forever Purge.
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So how’s it going so far?
Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) profile pictureGreg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX8 Jun 2021
Everything that needed to be done was done to fix the power grid in Texas. Today, I signed bills into LAW to reform ERCOT & weatherize & improve the reliability of the state's power grid. Thanks @KHancock4TX, @DrSchwertner, & @chrispaddie for your leadership on these issues.
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I’m okay with the fast, but can we skip the furious this time around? It’s been a long year.
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To me, the 3 most important words are Jump To Recipe.
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