Raven (furry edition)

Blexas is really different for some folks, had an older dude come into my job and airdrop this AI slop to the desk manager saying gay people are gonna get incurable dysentery from eating butt 💀💀💀

While I never plan on getting married, if I did I would want my engagement ring to have an unethical diamond on it. Not a blood diamond, a diamond that was involved in a heist, preferably one stolen from the rich.

Every single furry group chat I’m in blowing up over Texas turning blue just tanked my old ass phones battery pog

Coming home from a 3 day halloweekend and getting jumpscared by the incelmobile

You may have thought I was a cow for Halloween but this is gay Halloween so I was specifically a cow from this video so I could celebrate November 1st after midnight

Halloween is wild bc I woke up to about 15 new mutuals on insta with no clue who was who under all of the face paint and costumes

A dude delivered champagne at work today and called me Miss Raven and complimented my sweater and said my signature was cute All evidence points towards him wanting this nunu

Yall get drunk at the club and go home and start getting freaky, when I get home from the club I make garlic and rosemary focaccia and wake up with a tummy ache

Yall ever afraid to hook up with a guy out of fear of making a loser think he is awesome? Like no man I am just here to have fun and you barely graduated high school

Absolutely banger product collaboration requests this week

why yes localized Twitter ad, I WILL be electing radicals

Starting the w*rkweek off strong

I get so annoyed texting people because why are you not in front of me and within my grasp, my touch even, perhaps touching your peanus

Sush, I am noticing a pattern among the overly online I should have recognized years ago

Can’t wait for someone to show up as Rastafarian Ninajirachi to gay halloween and get cancelled

If the data centers stay open where are the DLs supposed to find abandoned buildings to hook up in?!!!

I keep getting a fever every time it’s nearly my bed time the etsy witches are coming for me

Girls night proposal: we strip copper wire and pawn it