Aspiring superhero and Radiant. Oenophile. Writer. Mizbrek on Twitch. Horde. Partner of @klutzyballerina. Tweets represent the views of YOUR employer. he/him
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I needed to hear this so much today/most every day ever.
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The fact that the chief economic strategist of TD Bank dropped and deleted this only leads me to believe that he thought he was using an alt
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In Canada we know that diversity is our strength and we love to celebrate it! This #BeingYouDay,
let it be a reminder to be authentically yourself and celebrate all the things that make you, YOU! 🌈❤️
ALT Drapeau canadien de la Fierté flottant au vent.
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The haters said a trade war would tank the market.
They were correct.
Honesty, great call by the haters.
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In the wise words of Frodo: "It's done."
New YouTube Channel
5 Years of VODs Moved Over
KPP On Demand, check it out! 📺 youtube.com/channel/UCkczobq…
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This whole press conference is very gutsy, on the nose and exactly what people mean when they say “it’s not business as usual”
Trudeau: "Now I want to speak directly to one specific American. Donald ... it's not in my habit to agree with the Wall Street Journal, but Donald, they point out that even though you're a very smart guy, this is a very dumb thing to do. We two friends fighting is exactly what our opponents around the world want to see."
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🚨⛳️🎬 #NEW: Apple TV+ announced its golf comedy series, “Stick,” starring Owen Wilson, will debut on June 4th, with one new episode airing per week every Wednesday through July 23.
🏌️♂️🎙️ Making appearances: Max Homa, Keegan Bradley, Wyndham Clark, Collin Morikawa, Jim Nantz and Trevor Immelman.
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ALT boys w a time machine: "im your grandson" "whoa dude, for real" men w a time machine: "please don't study wolves in captivity, you will damage society in inconceivable ways"
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Wild: Former #Vikings punter Chris Kluwe calling President Donald Trumps MAGA slogan a "Nazi movement" and being arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police.
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Just In: Former #Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was ARRESTED while protesting at a city council meeting about President Donald Trump and MAGA, calling it a “Nazi Movement” and said he would also engage in civil disobedience.
The Police handcuffed him and carried him out.
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Lord of the Rings Fan Can’t Wait to Explain How Viggo Mortensen Actually Murdered 26 Extras in This Scene
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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I was a stranger and you did not welcome me.
I was a stranger and you sent me away.
I was a stranger and you put me in chains.
I was a stranger and you filmed my humiliation.
I was a stranger and you showed my humiliation.
I was a stranger and you did not welcome me.
