@tomsegal

Just here absorbing the whole of human civilization. meat purveyor. @dukealumni *parody law*

Joined January 2009
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“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.” - Anthony J. Soprano (1999)
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The replies to this tweet give me hope for the future of this app. WAGMI
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Back on my bullshit 💅
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Stay safe out there, fam 🫂
Waukesha Alerts
@WaukeshaAlertsOct 14
Poop Spill @ Highway 59 & Highway S, Eagle 4 FD units responding. Full road closure for a significant amount of manure spilled in traffic.
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My king is a Kubrickphile. You absolutely love to see it.
Boston 25 News
@boston25Oct 7
Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 ebx.sh/i4wUwP
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We’re back.
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Looking for a good time this weekend? Call 1-888-PEG TRANS
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lasthandhold (2024) by @m0dest___ a pixel’s glow, a fleeting trace, a shattered mirror’s fractured face…
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The makers of this piece of shit app finally did something right. All I ever want is just pure NFL content on my feed. Thanks @elonmusk.
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“The light has gone out of my life.” - Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt Jr.
Tommy@tomsegalJan 18
Kayshon Boutte lifetime contract NOW @Patriots
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They will never get me to quit the internet.
mike smith@OakcanofwoopAsAug 17
Ferris Bueller’s Day off meets let the bodies hit the floor. These two shouldn’t work that’s good together.
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Said it before and will say it again: no actor has ever ripped a bowl on screen as well as Leo DiCaprio does in One Battle After Another. Sublime performance. papa bowls are back (2023) by @toadswiback
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gm. woke up to find my first color study edition in my wallet. nine more to go. Asphalt (2022) by @lphaCentauriKid
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UPDATE: the full set has been completed. 🌈 Do I win a prize, @lphaCentauriKid? xitter.cf/ackbot_/status/2087189…
ACKBOT
@ACKBOT_Aug 11
Blue Sold from 0xd7...8572 to 0x72...08be for 0.173 WETH. opensea.io/item/ethereum/0x9…

Blue #9 - The Great Color Study | OpenSea

Pantone Blue 072 C

opensea.io
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Bullish for $Fartcoin
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarrenJul 29
Donald Trump is right about this: Eliminate the debt limit—its only real function is to threaten an economic crisis. I'm ready to work with both Democratic and Republican Senators to immediately scrap the debt ceiling and protect the economy.
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…who orders lettuce at Taco Bell? Absolutely psychotic behavior.
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It might not be coming home.
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Just a heads up to anyone out there looking to collect digital art from creators who genuinely care about their collectors: @bryanbrinkman stays goated and he is worth supporting.
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[nervous laughter] what the fuck?
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Just signed out of my Netflix account on three Airbnb's I stayed in earlier this year. To whomever it was that was about to watch the season finale of Bridgerton: get fucked.
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dying of natural causes at pickleball (2025) by @toadswiback has been added to my vault. 🏸☠️🥩🔒
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Knicks fans outside MSG are about to say some truly reckless shit on camera.
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