Host of 3AW's Afternoon show. Opinions are mine. All mine, I tells ya.

MEL
Joined February 2011
Anarchotyranny is where the same state that allows homeless vagrants to use heroin while sprawled out on the public streets also monitors your trash to make sure the plastic bottles are in the right can
The San Diego City “lid lifters” are already hitting the streets to visit every single home in San Diego every year to make sure they’re recycling These enforcement officers are hired by Democrats and are being paid $70k per year to monitor your trash recycling compliance
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Under him, there's not much joy, but plenty of division.
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Prince Andrew is angry at the delays caused by the speed bumps. By the time his girlfriends reach his front door, they'll no longer be underage.
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Judge: You're not guilty of sex peversion. Diddy: Ima sniff a chair
Courtroom Sketch Diddy falling to his knees and bends over after hearing the verdict😬
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By marrying a journalist, Jeff Bezos has ensured he is now, by far, the richest man in the world. Well played, sir.
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Perhaps Carlton could trade De Koning to St Kilda, and throw in its entire list as steak knives?
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I recently saw a silent movie about a Formula 1 ace from Austria. It could have been Lauda. F1 review – Brad Pitt takes the wheel in slick Formula One drama theaustralian.com.au/arts/re… via @australian
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TIL that to spectacularly end a country's nuclear ambitions, you need 6 bunker busters or 1 Peter Dutton
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Just spoke to one of the B-2 pilots involved in the Iran bombing. He said his greatest fear wasn't Iranian air defences. It was Penny Wong's disapproval.
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It's not just the choice of personalities, it's the expressions he puts on their faces (Jacinta Allen, Michele Bullock). That's where the art lies. Mark Knight, I salute you. Brilliant work.
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The ultimate Christmas present would be an ocean cruise on the Adriatic with yours truly. Contact travelrite for details. Waterproof Santa hats compulsory.
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What is the point of such a tiny no-standing zone? Does Merri Bek council have a problem wth illegally parked clown cars?
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The Pies need more possessions so Tania Buckley can sell them at auction @CollingwoodFC
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A broken coach. A rudderless team. A useless board. An unsalvageable club.
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Tony Moclair retweeted
For years I’ve known Kellys & Moclairs and heard tales of their legendary mother Rita. This year, hours after yelling her beloved Rafa to Australian Open triumph, Rita suffered a fatal stroke. John Kelly SC delivered this brilliant eulogy. What a life. speakola.com/eulogy/for-rita…
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