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Joined June 2012
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tori smith retweeted
God bless this man for flipping Mississippi blue
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tori smith retweeted
when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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My dog watching me hide a pill in her food.
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me at work trying to be grateful that i have a job
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This ad may have given us Blue Mississippi for the first time in decades. Historic
She done lost her damn mind.
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tori smith retweeted
she's from blexas i can tell by the way she's libbing round the room
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We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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If Texas turns blue then Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley is ours now
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland
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You guys are going to hell oh my god
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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I cast my vote for Jim Talafreako and his liberal trans crime agenda
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tits out for talafreako god damn
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn
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tori smith retweeted
Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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