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Joined May 2011
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
In memory of the doomed CyberTruck, we re-release this classic from our back library. ODE TO CYBERTRUCK. Drop a view and a re-tweet on this one :)
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You just got the biggest shellacking of your lives, with the American people telling you affordability and corruption were their most important issues—and THIS is the shit you're doing. Keep it up, dummies.🌊
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
This gotta be the best post-election clap back ever. I couldn’t resist it. Texas did that. Source: Patti Mack
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Putting a "VETO" hat on his desk during a press-conference, where all I gotta do is change 2 friggn' letters - is just askin' for it ;)
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Trump is responding to the midterms by addressing America's biggest issue: the ballroom
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It's a new day in America
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
All that money @elonmusk blew on elections and the entire country told him to fuck himself. What a shame - all that money could have helped so many suffering people... Thank you Americans, thank you for telling Elon Musk and Donald Trump to FUCK OFF. Love and light, #Anonymous
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
If it makes Republican voters feel better, Trump was never going to send you $5000 anyway.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot America: understood. Fuck you.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
The reason why Trump has a 32% approval rating is because 32% of Americans are dumb fucks.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
This shit actually happened
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
If your kid goes to school and you don’t see them for FOUR FUCKING DAYS, why haven’t you called the police? Trump wants you to believe parents just sit around waiting for Tim to come home as Sally. And a bunch of you fucking dipshits are falling for it.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Last night Trump said he could have won Vietnam in a week. His plan was “going after Ho Chi Minh City.” Ho Chi Minh City was Saigon, the capital of South Vietnam. Our ally. The enemy’s capital was Hanoi. We bombed it. He called the presidents who fought that war stupid, then explained how he’d have won it by attacking our own side. 58,220 Americans died in that war. Trump got five deferments. Now he’s telling the rest of us how easy it would have been. He’s had more than fifty years to learn which side we were on. He still hasn’t. That alone should disqualify him from sending anybody else’s kids to war. Instead, he’s weighing more strikes on Iran after Tuesday. His administration has reportedly considered using the “mother of all bombs,” the one he calls “like a tiny nuclear bomb.” The man who thinks we should have bombed our ally’s capital gets to choose the targets.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
TRUMP: Nobody knows DUMB has a B. I can’t believe it took me 9 years to figure it out. It’s official! He’s a fucking moron.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Replying to @HQNewsNow
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
Man, oh man. Obama just roasted Trump and some of his cabinet members for minutes in Atlanta. Stop what you're doing and watch this. There is no way Trump is sleeping tonight.
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Joel De La Hoya retweeted
The typical Fox playbook of feeding their audience dumbed-down fake culture war drivel day after day, hours after hour. TV for the brainless.
MacCallum: The Cheesecake Factory comment goes exactly to why Democrats lost the middle class, why they lost blue-collar voters. Because it's kind of a guns and religion clinging kind of comment and it turns a lot of people in this country off
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