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You’re telling me that after making myself lunch I also have to make myself dinner why is life fucking relentless
Accidentally pressed send request and it won’t let me undo it so now I’m going to hell when I die for fuck’s sake
join us. and win. xitter.gq/i/chat/group_join/g211…
Dimitar Berbatov Updates retweeted
NEW Rashford FC rules
Rash praise = MANDATORY
Mainoo prop = MANDATORY
Rash top 5 prem winger = PUSHED DAILY
Gordon prop = BANISHED TO HELL
Cunha prop = WITHIN REASON
Villa lovewatch = MANDATORY
Pool hatewatch = MANDATORY
Manchester City = IRRELEVANT
#NukeMyClub #NukeOurGroundsToday If God were truly merciful he would do it
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He’ll be getting the Hold Smoke treatment from me for the rest of my fucking life
🚨 JJ Gabriel expected to sign for Real Madrid from Manchester United in Jan. Interest from likes of PSG, Barcelona, Bayern Munich + #MUFC tried to retain but 16yo attacker chose #RMFC & set to join on long-term contract subject to FIFA regs @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7596852…
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Taking the metro is probably the closest I will get to the feeling duckies get when they flow down a stream with minimal effort, going slightly downwards, anchored by gravity. Great stuff
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Sorry for the lack of Berbatov updates the other day I saw a man with his head hung down to his hands while smoking a pipe. He was just outside sitting on a bench shoeless. And still puffing on that pipe
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What we have at this football clarb is the kind of mass sickness you see in high school drama troupes. Contagious depression. Like a low level dancing plague. Even our club captain is checked out bruh
🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes:
"Sometimes we have to be more brave when pressing and try to take a risk by getting the press high,"
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