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🇺🇦 Ukraine and its allies are discussing security guarantees similar to Article 5 of NATO, - PBS News
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🇱🇻 Latvia's Foreign Minister Baiba Braže says Russia is committing genocide against 🇺🇦Ukraine:
"These atrocities amount to acts that define genocide, and they are all clearly set out in Article 2 of the Genocide Convention."
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A woman pulled out a gun and threatened the other driver during an argument following a car accident. Both parties claim the other is at fault.
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A USPS supervisor was stealing checks right out of the mail. But what finally exposed her wasn't a federal investigation, a whistleblower, or a suspicious customer.
It was her CAR INSURANCE.
A USPS supervisor leased Nissan Juke was repossessed in Missouri because she failed to maintain insurance.
When dealership employees inspected the vehicle, they discovered a backpack containing a firearm, suspicious substances, and a stack of checks belonging to complete strangers.
Naturally, someone called the police.
Then the USPS supervisor showed up to collect her belongings, and things went downhill FAST.
When officers questioned her, she claimed she didn't know who owned the backpack because multiple people used her vehicle.
She also insisted that USPS supervisors weren't allowed to handle mail.
Interesting explanation from someone supervising a major postal processing center.
And just when things couldn't get worse, officers discovered she had an outstanding felony warrant out of Des Peres, Missouri.
But the real surprise came when federal investigators started digging.
They uncovered 89 stolen checks and one counterfeit check with a combined face value of $369,248.
The USPS supervisor had been stealing mail containing checks and passing it to an accomplice.
Both eventually pleaded guilty to federal mail-related offenses.
All of this unraveled because she didn't maintain insurance on a Nissan Juke.
In 1980, the BBC convinced people that BIG BEN was going DIGITAL.
Britain was furious.
But one man was already trying to figure out how to get a giant clock hand home.
Yes, this actually happened!
On April 1, 1980, the BBC announced that London's beloved Big Ben was getting a futuristic makeover.
Goodbye, Roman numerals and traditional clock hands.
Hello, glowing electronic numbers!
They even had a name for their modern masterpiece…
DIGITAL DAVE.
Listeners were NOT impressed.
The BBC received complaints from people who couldn't believe anyone would mess with such a historic landmark.
But here's where it gets hilarious.
The BBC's Japanese-language service announced that the enormous clock hands would be offered to lucky listeners.
And a Japanese sailor reportedly RADIOED IN from the middle of the Atlantic, hoping to claim one!
Imagine being thousands of miles from home and thinking, “You know what my living room needs? A 14-foot clock hand.”
There was just one tiny detail everyone overlooked.
IT WAS APRIL FOOLS' DAY!
The whole thing was a prank.
No digital clock. No free clock hands. Just a whole lot of confused people.
And the BBC reportedly spent days apologizing!
You have to admit, the 1980s knew how to pull off an April Fools' joke.
No Photoshop. No AI. Just a straight-faced radio announcer and an entire audience wondering what on earth was happening.
I miss that kind of harmless, ridiculous humor.
(Image generated to visually recreate the broadcast vibe!)
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4 bookings in 18 months.
Police say this time he threw it in reverse and backed into two cops.
Now, 1 cop is in the ICU with a traumatic brain injury.
Dejerrian Murray, 35, of Bradenton FL.
Now faces 2 counts of aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.
He's also charged with fleeing, hit-and-run, reckless driving, violation of probation and resisting.
Police say he backed into the officers at high speed at a Wawa, then led a multi-agency chase.
Prior charges include child neglect, cocaine possession, tampering and reckless driving.
He was booked in Sarasota in May 2025 on cocaine trafficking charges.
This year alone he was booked in August, again in October, and now in November.
His record goes back to at least 2014.
He was on probation.
He was out.
And now a cop's fighting for his life.
At a certain point, they prove they aren't able to function in society.
How many arrests does it take?
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Rare video. Brutal video. White liberal woman in Spain handing out passes to illegal aliens so they can reach mainland Europe from the Canary Islands. All men, clearly. Absurd. If you arrive in another country without documents, you must be sent back. This is not immigration. This is a planned invasion. Pedro Sanchez is a real criminal.
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More tales of horror from the world's most incompetent military, with a Russian soldier detailing how command loaded 80 of them into a refrigerator truck for transport like sardines but forget to turn on ventilation.
Over the 4-hour trip, all but one died, with them stabbing and cutting at each other frantically for the 4 hour trip.
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The deranged russian barbarians keep hunting animal shelters all over Ukraine, burning them down and slaughtering pets while the people trying to save them get hit too. Absolute demons from the depths of hell, pure worthless trash who get off on this kind of cruelty. And now the White House is fully backing these monsters. Kramatorsk — another sickening attack. WE CAN NEVER HATE THEM ENOUGH 🤬🤬
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She had a final order of removal for the past 17 years!!! ICE knocked on her door, she wouldn’t answer, so they waited until she left to apprehend her.
She’s been in this country ILLEGALLY for decades…And she still can’t speak English.
Adios Amiga. You’ve overstayed your welcome.
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Netting To Shield F-35s At Tyndall AFB From Drone Attacks Eyed By USAF
Tentative plans for anti-drone nets at Tyndall highlight a still heated debate within the USAF about investing in physical hardening.
twz.com/news-features/nettin…
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This guy is an ABSOLUTE BADASS!!!
You probably don't see it, but he knowingly traded his life for a chance to at least hurt that attacker as much as possible.
He knew he was going up against someone with a long gun and full gear, while he was in rags with a pistol, so there was no point in overthinking it. He just decided to deal as much damage as he could.
With absolute composure and precision, he unloaded everything he had even as he was taking hits himself, and when he saw it had worked, he even managed to at least partially patch himself up.
That's exactly the military way—if you're the only one who can, you have to!
How many lives did he save in exchange for his own?
Command material.
I hope he makes it.
Everyone, say a prayer today.
