@trainingday

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Joined November 2023
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TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…

Jay-Z Chooses Himself to be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Well, that was easy ... Jay-Z -- the key decision-maker on who performs each year at the Super Bowl -- has made his choice for this year's big game, and it's none other than himself!

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The further ai research advances the more I’d like to study biblical semiotics
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If you could only take one story to the next version of yourself, is there any world where that would be the any book other than the Bible
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Got blocked on Tinder for matching with a lawyer and my opening line was “Damn girl, are you habeas corpus? Because you have the body”
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TCVE > AAVE ???
tomato girl
@visceraldreamOct 4
Seeing the new Tom Cruise movie but refusing to use the hard r in the title
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Gf telling me I can’t go The Hills Have Eyes mode when we’re driving around LA watdatmean
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> walk into the Primetime screening with my 4’9” gf > it’s empty > employee comes in > I reflexively say “…You see how this looks, right?” > riskiest laugh I’ve earned this year
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Type of shit I want for my eulogy 💯
Selen@writingenjoyerOct 5
Replying to @No5mallf3at
He got multiple simultaneously :-/
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I dislocated my thumb in my sleep last night, woke up and relocated it and then fell back asleep. I just had to write this down before I forget
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I told him fuck me like GG Allin
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I’m just going to keep posting this joke over and over it’s really funny
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Been a while since a sitcom has done the eight-rock problem, I’m getting antsy
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My girlfriend’s cats like me better but I have midwifed a cat so she’s btfo Like I have held a cat’s paw and looked her in the eye as she gave birth gg no re 🐈
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Today I covered twenty-five miles and then rested up and slept
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Gf asked why I never report the bodies of the homeless people I murder I do, Los Angeles animal control never picks up
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Would you still love me if the world was horseradish
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If I was a worm I’d still be better than all you bitches
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If I was a crow I’d still be better than all you bitches
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Los Angeles animal control had me on hold for thirty minutes then hung up on me. The bird is dead my man :/
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I’ve got foreskin in the game
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