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Peach gummy ring aficionado and photo booth subject matter expert

New York, New York
Joined July 2008
If your country's biggest scandal is that your president is wearing too much eye makeup, consider yourself lucky #tintedmoisturizer
congrats to Best Picture winner CAROL!!!!
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STAPHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT HE'S TELLING US WHAT'S NICE TO DO
I think Mr. Robot is gonna go to town on this inflated cheese puff
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What's up with all the sniffing? Did he do lines before the debate?
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Can we talk about Trump's health? I'm really worried about him. Sniffles don't lie y'all #unfittoserve
Yo, did he just steal the Joe Biden LaGuardia '3rd world country' line?
Trump should really smile more.
COME THRU @HillaryClinton WITH YOUR SECOND SCREEN EXPERIENCE
Trump Suction Man is 2016's Balloon Boy. gothamist.com/2016/08/10/tru…
More Hands-ney for B9 please. Also, this is the strongest case for a Britney/Gwen duet yet youtu.be/E3SKR1VMxTM
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Replying to @lindsaylohan
WHAT IS HAPPENING. I LEAVE THE INTERNET FOR 8 HOURS AND @lindsaylohan HAS BECOME LUCY. xitter.gq/lindsaylohan/status/74… – at Lunenburg, Nova Scotia
“I still don’t know her” is 2016′s “I don’t know her.” I’m so proud of our progress #theshadeofitall – at Midtown, Manhattan
Did Jennifer Garner just drop a "Bless his heart" in a Vanity Fair interview? Damn, that's the nuclear option vanityfair.com/hollywood/201…
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I'd say someone at @TIDALHiFi just got fired, but I don't think anyone still works there #ANTI @rihanna
Wow, today I found out I'm the type of person who Googles "indoor pyrotechnics" for his wedding. #TheMoreYouKnow #gaywedding
Hey Peaches. I've rejoined Twitter for this brief message to Peach y'all to Peaches. Please Peach responsibly while you Peach. UN: briantran