Web developer and creator of Internet doodads.
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Joined January 2009
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Travis Berry retweeted
Has anyone considered using 4️⃣ as their private key? In unicode it's 7 bytes (56 bits).
This feels like a fair compromise between the two main stakeholder positions, "Private keys should be at least a little bit secure" vs "I want my private key to be 4"
Travis Berry retweeted
I had this same ritual with his ex
My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.”
If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth.
I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.
Travis Berry retweeted
Hey a lot of good music dropped this week but don’t forget about the homie @FullBlownMltdwn. Spin that shit.
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.
Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.
What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:
“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.
Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”
It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.
I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.
Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?
Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
Travis Berry retweeted
I found a g of blow on the dive bar floor on my 25th birthday and it never once occurred to me that I could just not do it
Travis Berry retweeted
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
Travis Berry retweeted
Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about
Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
Travis Berry retweeted
Doing drugs all night and having sex are the two ways to get to know someone deeply
