𝙷𝙴𝚇𝙴𝚂 ᵃⁿᵈ̠ w̠̠o̠̠e̠̠s̠ .

⠀ having been swatted away , palms raise in innocence . did i break your heart ? * aw ... let me make it up to you . here—— flick of digits and a miniature unicorn bursts into the air between them , zooming circles around latter . ⠀

⠀ laughter continues , eyes curved into crescents . but did i lie ?! poking other's forehead—— where'd you hide your horn , hm ? ⠀

⠀ snatching sweet treat out of air , teary - eyed act replaced with cheshire cat grin . close enough , mr . hero . you'll go far . ⠀

⠀ bursting into unrestrained laughter , tears in eyes . GOTCHA !! you really thought there'd be a unicorn ?! damn , you're * sooooo gullible . ⠀

⠀ the charade continues with an emphasised * sniffle . i hate strawberry ... do you have sour apple ? ⠀

⠀ bottom lip jutting out . eyes rounded , teary . but you're * my hero . and heroes give their fans candy . ⠀

⠀ none of those words are in my vocabulary . sorry , no can do ! i'll have the * lollipop though . ⠀

⠀ okay , oooookay , jeez !! you're a goody - two - shoes , i get it ! hands placed on other's arms . WILL YOU STOP SHAKING ME ?! ⠀

⠀ whips out his phone . wanna see ? it looks kinda dopey . i got a gooood * clear picture of it—— screen pressed in front of other's face , unicorn filter activated . ⠀

⠀ oh , yeah ... nodding , leaning in conspiratorially . unicorns are definitely real . i've * seen one ! ⠀

⠀ head bobbing with each shake . easy—— just be a * villain ... cheshire cat grin . ⠀

⠀ so are you saying elves are real too ?! and that they prepare BILLIONS of presents for an old guy to deliver on a FLYING SLEIGH in ONE NIGHT ?! and NO ONE'S SEEN HIM ?! ⠀

⠀ do you know what would make them forgive and forget us faster ? knocking them out ... ⠀

⠀ it isn't ! but i can tell when you say the word differently WITHIN THE SPAN OF A SENTENCE ! ⠀

⠀ oh yeah ? along with a gazillion elves and rudolph the red nosed reindeer ? pfft—— don't tell me you leave cookies and milk out for him on christmas eve , too ? ⠀

⠀ saaaaww ... hold on—— that's not how you say it ! ⠀

⠀ ... ooooh ~ are we gonna have to have * the talk ? brows wiggling . ⠀

⠀ opposing hand on other's shoulder , cranium leaning forward for emphasis ... * that's not in my vocabulary . ⠀