If you put nutritious broccoli and kale on top of a chocolate-glazed donut, can the concoction be considered equivalent to a vegetable serving? Congress apparently thinks so.

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unicode vomit · Oct 14, 2010 · 7:21 AM UTC

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Alex Nichols · Nov 15, 2011 · 6:41 AM UTC

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Alex Nichols@Lowenaffchen15 Nov 2011

Replying to @tree_bro

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we · Sep 7, 2011 · 6:24 PM UTC

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we@kanwetwitty7 Sep 2011

Wood thrush is really sweaty and short of breath. Wonder what sport he was playing

Aurist オーリスト『Lum』 · Nov 10, 2011 · 5:57 PM UTC

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Aurist オーリスト『Lum』@Aurist10 Nov 2011

napoleon dynamite is a hundred times funnier when not watching it

Big-Tity Honker's · Nov 10, 2011 · 5:25 PM UTC

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Big-Tity Honker's@BikiniBabeLover10 Nov 2011

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Alec Parman · Jul 24, 2011 · 5:53 AM UTC

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Alec Parman@weedman42024 Jul 2011

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anthony sierra@sexmaster697 Nov 2009

PARTYING

Demetries Mitchell · Aug 4, 2010 · 3:51 PM UTC

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Demetries Mitchell@WeEdMaN694 Aug 2010

THE LAST AIRBENDER WAS NOT THAT GOOD BECAUSE THEY R ONLY MAKING ONE MOVIE PER BOOK................THAT SUX

Weed Poop · Mar 16, 2010 · 2:23 AM UTC

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Weed Poop@weedpoop16 Mar 2010

is wading in the water.

Raymont Lynch · May 13, 2009 · 8:31 PM UTC

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Raymont Lynch@The69man13 May 2009

Ready to leave this mutha in 29min

Eric Rogers · Jul 4, 2009 · 12:59 PM UTC

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Eric Rogers@weedgod4 Jul 2009

playin my guitar