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trescal (unincorporated)

@trescal

secretary of low energy

 too much sunshine
Joined May 2008
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Hello to those I've met recently. Can't say I'm that interesting or accomplished, but in the words of noted DDR artist Pitbull, I'll try to have a good time 'til my time's up.
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Steven Godofsky@sgodofskOct 30
Cryptocurrency was invented by anarcho-capitalists to undermine government authority, and all it's ever done is prop up the North Korean regime at the expense of western hospitals.
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dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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😇 (@turtlekiosk) profile picture
😇@turtlekioskOct 5
flight attendant: is anyone on this flight a lifelong dilettante? we need someone who just dabbles with a bit of everything right now
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Joseph Alessio
@alessio_josephSep 27
a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream
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Divine
@DivinsitySep 28
Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield
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Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) profile picture
Cartoons Hate Her!
@CartoonsHateHerSep 3
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Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile pictureInteresting AF
@interesting_aIlSep 3
Sam Altman says an almond produced in California uses more water than 38,000 ChatGPT queries
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Adam (@adamthealright) profile picture
Adam
@adamthealrightAug 30
doctor: what brings you here today? me: my uber hahaha doctor: (writing in chart) autistic and not sexually active
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I-35 Virtual@I35V2Aug 28
I think we’ve been sleeping on Clear Lake, Iowa what a city
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Andrew Qu (@andrewqu) profile pictureAndrew Qu
@andrewquAug 27
I think we’ve all been sleeping on Paris what a city
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machine yearning engineer
@confusionm8trixAug 14
cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools
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one guy. maybe more (@documense) profile picture
one guy. maybe more@documenseAug 6
“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive
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† lucia scarlet 🩸 (@luciascarlet) profile picture
† lucia scarlet 🩸
@luciascarletAug 5
I hate being old
Terenze (@terenzeyuen) profile pictureTerenze
@terenzeyuenAug 3
Still curious why the rooms at Apple Developer Center in Cupertino are named after animals 🐯
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lxlia@lxlyuhAug 1
do you want to hang out after twitter
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diana
@dianalokadaAug 1
me going to a coffee shop: what if one book isnt enough? i should also bring my laptop.. and my ipad. just in case. me at the coffee shop: scrolling twitter on my phone for 3 hours
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaJul 20
just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward
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Amanda Deibert@amandadeibertJul 14
No fruits and veggies and we should all drink Diet Coke all day. Nature is healing itself
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@ComplexJul 13
Doctors prescribed a 63 year-old woman 1.5 liters of Diet Coke a day after her Ozempic use contributed to a rare stomach mass. Two days later, her pain was gone, and the blockage had completely dissolved no surgery required; Diet Coke pulled off the miracle.
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hope hopes hoping (@hopes_revenge) profile picture
hope hopes hoping
@hopes_revengeJul 12
if you are gay it’s important to repress it completely you will have plenty of time to be gay in the next lifetime
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Union@yumtapwaterJun 25
If you noclip in the wrong area of Menards you end up in the lamprooms
Jordan van der Hagen (@TheJvandy) profile pictureJordan van der Hagen@TheJvandyJun 25
The Unending Light of 1000 Lamps. Duluth, Minnesota
A Menards Store sits at the far end of an empty parking lot in a pre-sunrise scene. All of the lights in their lighting section can be seen shining through the windows.

ALT A Menards Store sits at the far end of an empty parking lot in a pre-sunrise scene. All of the lights in their lighting section can be seen shining through the windows.

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once and future wife geist (@wife_geist) profile picture
once and future wife geist@wife_geistJun 17
theyll never be able to afford a nest
@CactusRegios (@RegioCactus) profile picture@CactusRegios@RegioCactusJun 17
Comiendo aguacate en Iradzio, Michoacán 🇲🇽
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Drew@drubovJun 16
Why yes I would like to see a 14’ gator clean the restroom
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