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Hockey player turned housewife. I like my books intellegent, jokes dirty, jewellery plentiful and kids sleeping. #yyc #SAHM

Joined April 2011
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Replying to @Macys
@Macys you have the worst international returns set up. All over your website it tells us to email, when I email it it’s undeliverable and provides a live chat and phone number option. When I phone and say “international return” it takes me to a carpet mailbox. Worst service.
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Replying to @X929
@X929 to the lady talking about cleaning up after a crime - your homeowners insurance will cover and handle cleaning up after a crime
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Replying to @KaiseratCB
@KaiseratCB Question? Has anyone seen the Middletons or know where they are?
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Replying to @Macys
@Macys why is it impossible to do an International return? The email addresses on your website and on the order email just keep kicking back with the message “Email Support Unavailable” this is far from helpful customer service
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Replying to @GoldenBachABC
@GoldenBachABC Can we please have a Golden Bachelor in Paradise? Get parents of former bachelors and bachelorettes along with the ladies from Golden Bachelor
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Notice Menken shook Kendall’s hand when leaving the funeral (twice) and ignored Roman #Succession
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Notice Greg was not at the mausoleum site.. he left the funeral with Mattson? Future US CEO #Succession
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“You are nearly as mature a democracy as Botswana” Mattson to Shiv 💀 #Succesion
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I’m going to need therapy after that #Succession
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How is the tale of Romulous going to play in? Logan always called Roman Romulous… hmmm #SuccessionHBO
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The Swedes making fun of them all being family and I caught the words “incest and Habsburgs” 🤣 #Succession
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Karl and Frank furiously putting on compression stockings…. “Logan didn’t want to wear his compression stockings to look hot for Kerry” #Succession
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Union negotiations stalled by ‘chaotic’ Chestermere government: CUPE | Calgary Herald #unionnegotiations calgaryherald.com/news/local…
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Why are there baby noises on Lavender Haze??? Did #TaylorSwift have a baby?? #Midnights
Best thing ever
It’s a HOT BOY SUMMER and Kenney’s getting lit! ☀️ Get your tickets today and come twerk with us from a safe social distance! @AtomicImprov you are really working it 👏 grindstonetheatre.ca/jasonke… #yeg #yegarts #theatre #edmonton #jasonkenney #grindstonetheatre
Replying to @AHS_media
@AHS_media can we laminate our Vaccination record cards?
#BestAtHomeContest Murphy and Finn are Portuguese Water Dogs. They are rooting for Blaze!
My 10 yo son Griffin Maillot’s first hole-in-one #holeinone #MastersWeekend @GolfCanada @pgaofalberta @YYCGolf @GOLF_com @ABGolfGuy
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First hole in one for my 10 year old son. #holeinone #golf #yyc
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