Bored dipsomaniac insomniac. Shenanigans, FILM, TV, Katsuragi the Cat, navel gazing and cantankerous malcontent
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Suffered a terrible loss yesterday of the best boy in St Kilda. Still sobbing a bit. We will never forget him. What an angel.
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Just spent 2 weeks in Tokyo and cannot believe I didn't do any socials ( thanks a bunch Elon for ruining twitter you C I lost my tribe ) but for all the Kenny Everett fans out there how much is this giving Godzilla meets Bambi? #Tokyo #Godzilla #kennyeverett #moriartgallery
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I feel like if I'd given this sticker to some of my exes I'd not be single.. #tokyodisneyresort #whoframedrogerrabbit #bestnightever
At the airport. Flight already delayed when I'd only been here 10 min so I've ended up at Hungry Jack's after 2 prosecos
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In other news preparing for two weeks of yoghurt and egg sandwiches or hot dogs with a fried egg for breakfast in japan I'm eating nothing but fuck tonnes of bacon and vegemite/avocado on extremely seedy sourdough toast. Wish I could bring a kg of bacon for @OlDirtyGaijin
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What is going on with Twitter? Came on to read about the marines in LA its invisible, its all you tuber getting shot by another you tuber in Vegas and RW shit. Ew. Also WTF? Like it's not like we seeing the set up for Garlands Civil War film in real time? Fucking terrifying.
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Kawaii Mutton 🍜🚬 retweeted
Scott Morrison will be given Australia’s highest award for service as part of the King’s Birthday honours, the latest in a line of powerful Australians who have received the honour simply for doing their job. crikey.com.au/2025/06/06/sco…
Working an event on Acland St and just praised the physicality of the performer dancing in the inflatable ice cream. And I 100% meant it. She was so good!
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Been ages since I've checked in, so hiiii whoever is still here.. in world's worst news our whole building is being evicted so I am going to be homeless but in better news this time in 2 weeks I'll be taxi-ing down the runway en route to Tokyo & Disneyland. And Strong Zero!!!
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Bit surprised who Australia gave their 12 points to. I thought we wouldn't back so many dumb ballads. Estonia, Finland, Italy and LATVIA were robbed!!!!! #Eurovision
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I was SOOOO sad when Julia Zemiro stopped doing #Eurovision and Joel and Myf were lovely but I LOVING this new pair, Tony & Courtney. Who doesn't love a fiddle, Courtney? Bless! #sbseurovision
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All my faves bang bang bang now this glorious little David Bowie kiddie Lucio from Italy my god hes wonderful. I'd love this to win if Finland doesn't. LUCIO!! #Eurovision
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Is this the second time ever I've actually liked a UK entry? Still not as much as Erika Ich Komme though #Eurovision
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Not huge on Ukraine's entry but that is defo the sort of song that wins... sadly not macchiatos or milkshakes. I will die on my hill tho that if Go Jo used the same tune but didn't sing about tasting his banana we'd be in the final. Sob! #Eurovisión2025
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Me and the cat watching Eurovision in bed on the tablet it's too cold to get up to watch on the big telly. My faves from the semis.. Finland ( Erika!! ) Latvia and Lucio from Italy. GO ERIKA #FINLAND #Eurovision
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One of my favourite tweeps was a Dom and she vanished a few years ago. Twitter has become such a desert now for us that the only likes I get now are from other sex workers looking for clients and liking my last "are you back?" reply..I think I'm up to like 36 likes in 2 years
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Was talking with a mate about tattoos ( I have none ) and what would we get if we wanted to and I immediately said I'd get Katsus face ( in old school full colour swap card style ) and now I want to get it done NOW!!!
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Kawaii Mutton 🍜🚬 retweeted
Dear Teachers, Principals, and School Leaders,
I am offering a FREE 1-hour Zoom session to any school in Australia, providing an introductory lesson on Palestine. I cover its history (including pre 1948), and our ongoing struggle for liberation and justice. My class is designed as a primer to help students and educators gain a foundational understanding of Palestine. My class is relevant to humanities subjects or can be run as a general incursion across year levels.
Since 2005, I’ve spoken at schools across Australia and internationally. I bring to this session my experience as a Palestinian, a former lawyer, an author and academic, drawing on my professional expertise and lived experience.
Please DM me if your school is interested in participating.
Just saw Thunderbolts* and I really liked it. All the characters are genuinely interesting with real back stories. And it's funny! (Sadly this means the manosphere will probably tear it down coz it's got female leads & about feelings not enough Hulk smash... sigh. #Thunderbolts
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