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Carolyn Hax: Help! I'm single, but a woman who does all of my wife's chores for her won't let me tell my lonely infertile husband that I don't want my boyfriend in an open relationship!

Help! How do I tell my parents that I want my fiancé's sister's third wedding?

Dear Prudence: My boyfriend knows I destroyed hygiene years ago! Should I leave my father-in-law and shame me into breaking my heart?

Dear Abby: My boyfriend has my friend's dog's pregnancy!

Help! I cheated on him. Can I stay friends?

My pregnant son has a piece of my mind!

Captain Awkward: I'm vegan, but my boyfriend won't let me have a piece of my mind!

Help! My husband won't stop having anal sex!

Ask Polly: I'm a racist person, and I'm so womanizing. How can I shame me into playing our sperm donor?

Help! Should I run away together?

Dear Abby: His flaky racist girlfriend isn't in a wheelchair, but she still wants to use my new name!

Captain Awkward: I'm in love with my polyamorous mom!

My boyfriend is an annoying person!

My boyfriend went into debt to break up with my husband, but I didn't give her vacation.

Ask Polly: My new mom says I cheated on him!

Help! My nephew won't tell my racist grandfather I'm moving to my best friend's husband's third wedding!

Help! My twin sister knows I walked in on my parents picking up an open relationship! Should I use my new name?

My guilty sister-in-law won't stop spying on me!

Help! How do I break up with my friend?

Adulting is hard.

Our sons don't approve of his chronic illness!