truman

just got fucking deported from the UK for vandal x thief facesitting yuri on my phone :///

really weird how big of a disconnect there is between twt/reddit marathon communities, here it’s just like the 50 remaining pin players and reddit is a hundred thousand lobotomites who either play VB exclusively or uninstalled after S1 and still argue for some reason

real time reaction to playing with the biggest dorks alive

this literally didn’t happen LMFAO bro is just making shit up 😭😭😭

had a run with a duo of losers who sat in flight control vent with sentinel mines and thief droned for 10 minutes, then they open a key and leave without me, I check after and well well well look who it is

my only contribution to the spawn rush discourse is this recon complaining that we were in his spawn at 27:15, like come on bruh lmao

I hope one day someone writes a thesis or something about how the extraction genre somehow did a complete 180 from being a hardcore niche into appealing to the most braindead, whiny chuds to ever walk the earth, what the fuck happened

the knife is totally balanced guys some guy on reddit told me it’s “the great equalizer” so clearly I must be expressing a great deal of skill by holding W and mashing left click

committed a war crime on some kid being spared by another team, felt kinda bad watching the clip back 😭

the marathon sub might be the single dumbest collection of human beings on earth you could tell them the sky is blue and they’d argue with you