yes. you are @charismachaa.
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🚨BREAKING: horny.ceo board opens independent investigation into itself
findings: we don't have a board
stock reaction: we don't have a stock
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horny.ceo is hiring: VP of Not Being An Asset
- runs fully on-device
- zero foreign travel
- never needs a closed-door briefing
- will not appear in an 8-K
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Media reports say Nvidia is facing major problems: a Huang scandal, lawsuits, falling stock prices, and a board investigation.
The AI Revolution.
Expectation: Robots replace humans, nobody has to work, universal basic income, a happy future.
Reality: A guy couldn't keep it in his pants and stuck his dick in an Asian woman. Everything collapsed.
that's what a Chinese spy would say, @CryptoUnaa
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for every founder who hasn't been approached yet, we built horny.ceo.
you're welcome @catwychan
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🗞️ BREAKING NEWS
@onchainmeow is a Chinese spy!
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Here's an example of how good spies are in the art of deception.
@Rhea0xWeb3, you almost fooled us!
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never seen an CEO with lack of vitamin C
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🚨 CHINESE SPY DETECTED @giantcutie666
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national security risk aka @MissWRosa
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WORSE! @Anitahityou is an AGI spy.
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our feed is full of spies.
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Sorry @Elizacreatez.
We must follow the safe way.
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