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t s a m

@tsamasaurusrex

Lvl 34 Human. Generic nerd. “Nutjob fanstar.” Coffee slut. Husband. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

 Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined March 2009
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Books of 2024 📚
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Genuinely don’t understand how @StagecoachNE think it’s ok for their buses to be so late and then go out of service and not pick anyone up when they do turn up
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goodbye barbenheimer, it's time for glicked #Wicked #Gladiator
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sorry what is their marketing budget
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@glindaupland12 Nov 2024
Arc de Triomphe in Paris has turned pink and green in celebration of Wicked.
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@elmo13 Nov 2024
Best. Playdate. EVER! ❤️🙌
Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) profile pictureAmelia Dimoldenberg
@ameliadimz13 Nov 2024
Changed my type… playdate with @elmo out FRIDAY
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Reminder that if you’re leaving here, I’m over there too
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Until the wallpaper is peeling etc.
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I think I want to get my other nostril pierced…
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Drinking more water because need nice, hydrated, glowing skin for work. Pro: skin is looking better than ever Con: I have pissed no fewer than 17 times in the last hour
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Look! Look at what my smart husband did! Look at him being all handsome and smart and writing about cool, interesting, important things! I’m married to him! 🥰
txrry (@t3rryrp) profile picturetxrry@t3rryrp6 Nov 2024
Look at HER 🥸🥸
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Add me pokepeople ✌🏼 Friend ID: 2015105346893431
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Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) profile pictureRobert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah4 Nov 2024
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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Been watching @m_i_k_official and, while Hee Jun is kinda brutal, I’m obsessed with her wandering in with her iced coffee every ep for judging
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Sadie@bos099360772 Nov 2024
“Who’s the f*ggot now” = “Say it to me again” Context matters. He wasn’t out there intentionally insulting the LGBTQ+ community. AND YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT.
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@BarstoolPAT2 Nov 2024
Let me be very clear, there is NOTHING wrong with what Jason Kelce did. I almost wish he did more
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Me: why isn’t Face ID working? Also me:
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God I feel sick
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