nothing stays the same @yuricleanup

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canceling plans to spend more time with twitter
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i don’t know what it is with bras but i could be wearing one for 3 months straight and it would still smell like flowers
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To be horny is to be free~
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Yes David raya I know you were world class every game for 60+ games, won the prem, UCL final, carabao final etc etc but Unai Simon was good for 8 games!!
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everyone follow @ttpdfc
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im the president of the “i suck at keeping the conversation going but i really like talking to you” club
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I have a confession. I am a 38 year old married man with 2 children and another on the way. My wife recently discovered my account and is threatening to divorce me if I keep using it. Thanks For Everything, Goodbye.
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Proposing to my wife like: can I sniff your armpits for the rest of my life
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Saka you will be healed and reach peak form and reach a new prime
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don’t call me the pet names i like i will form an unhealthy attachment to you
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Day one of moving on
Day one of moving on
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if you’re an introvert in college they kill you
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wish i had money instead of my humongous dick
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