Two men walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.
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A perfectionist walked into a bar.
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.
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Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar.
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Tomorrow we have karaoke!
Come sing with us from 8pm-12am.
We also have karaoke on Wednesdays.
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A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender replies, “ Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. ”
“ Why not? ” asks the snake. “ You can't hold your liquid."
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A dog walks into a bar then out, then in, then back out.
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So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks "Is this where I take the exam?"
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Tomorrow we have karaoke!
Come sing with us from 8pm-12am.
We also have karaoke on Wednesdays.
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A neutron walks into a bar.
“ How much for a beer? ” the neutron asks.
“ For you? ” says the bartender. “ No charge. ”
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Tomorrow we have karaoke!
Come sing with us from 8pm-12am.
We also have karaoke on Wednesdays.
#sing #karaoke #myway #wonderwall #isitmyturn
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “ Sorry, we don't serve food here. ” But Turn 3 does! Til 4:30 am!
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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that was just a coincidence, man.
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “ Five beers, please. ”
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An Irishman walks by a bar ... it could happen.
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar ... It was tense.
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A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “ Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose? ”
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A snake walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “ How the hell did you do that? ”
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An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
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Beer is not the answer. It's the question. ( The answer is yes. )
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I saved some beer today. It was trapped in an ice cold bottle.
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