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nyc || 24 || 2026 nba champion || that’s abt it

Joined April 2023
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Voted blue in Massachusetts today. Did my part 🫡
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niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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BAPE x adidas Adizero Goukana
BAPE x adidas Golden Era ⭐️🦍 • November 7th
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CLOSER LOOK: GORE-TEX x Nike Air Max 95 Big Bubble Pack 🌧️ • November 2026 • $220 each
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New Balance 990v7 “Kool Grey” 🌪️ • November 6th • $200
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Bron dagger 😭😭😭😭Karceno isn't real
I need to know if Karceno is watching that Philly game 😭😭
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Gave my mom a $20 for gas n she tried to pocket my change
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The day the King arrived 👑 Happy LeBron James NBA debut day to those who celebrate 🙌
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Ducks of a Feather x Nike SB Dunk Low "Animal House" 🦆🍺 🗓️ Holiday 2026 🏷️ $140
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BAPE STA “Fluffly” Collection 🦍 • October 31st
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we used to get our period @ da same time 🥀💔
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we used to get our periods at the same time 💔
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I see the vision
Hearing “Jockin Jay-Z” at the Super Bowl >>
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Replying to @MiamiHEAT
Another disaster class from Dam Immabumyo and retarded Spoelstra. Good job on being 0-4 you fucking losers.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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When she paying for ur burger
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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PALACE Winter 26 Week 3 Drop ❄️ • October 16th
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Timberland Field Boot Low
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