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So Elton John just randomly turned up in Sydney’s coolest record store fasterlouder.junkee.com/so-e…
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‘If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear’ George Orwell #JeSuisCharlie
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Do You Go To Sleep Excited To Wake Up The Next day?
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I feel sorry for French vegans. There's butter in everything here. Even the soap.
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I am 60% less likely to buy pants if they don't give me camel-toe.
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"You should pop round sometime" - Meaning: If you knock on my door unannounced I will stay very still until I hear you leave.
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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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I truly love giving people presents its the only thing fun about christmas! I love making people smile!
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Another thought: Waxing salons should be obliged to offer tequila shots pre-vaginal procedures.
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Sweden recycles so well that it has run out of garbage and now must import garbage from Norway to fuel its energy programs.
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"Why do we have to pay for tampons? It's not our fault we have to use them." -Ruthie Friedlander on futile expenses.
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My husband on Girls: "life is not always taking place in the summer. That is not realistic."
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"Haters aren’t something to be feared. They’re validation that you’re a big deal." via @TheCut nym.ag/TqRkl8 cc @ManRepeller
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"Always dress for the theater of your life."
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In 2013 you can reuse old calendars from 2002, 1991 or 1985. Time to dust off that Britney Crossroads calendar you've been saving!
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Hey, Safari, how does it feel to be the least functional, most inefficient browser since Internet Explorer?
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Europeans have way better taste in sneakers than we do.
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Another weird fact: Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes were each born 11 years apart & each divorced Tom 11 years apart. All were 33.
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