you can boil an egg in a kettle, but you can't pour it out of the spout

Capel-le-Ferne, Kent
Joined February 2009
My wife has just said that Thomas Tuchel looks like Pob. I couldn't possibly comment #england #engcro #worldcup
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#ElephantsInASongOrMovie Tusk (Am I doing this right?)
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All this talk of Hugh Laurie (House) on here makes me want to share this, one of my favourite bits of telly, with a potentially new-found audience youtu.be/fprW6zJOW1g?si=iHMm…
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McManaman, do doo do do do #mcmanaman #mahnamahna
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"...first day of the month" #mayday #pinchpunch
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Loving the men's Big Air, but my enjoyment is tempered somewhat by the @BBCSport commentator exclaiming "oh my word" after EVERY. SINGLE. JUMP. #Olympics2026 #bigair #WinterOlympics #thesaurus
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New Year's Eve karaoke in South East Kent... @thedarkness @JustinHawkins
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Fame at last. Thanks for highlighting this, Simon #didyouseewhatididthere
Replying to @twinmaker
@twinmaker ….saw this and for some reason immediately thought of you… how the brain stores info eh!!
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The Eighties Corgi B-Line Disaster #MakeCelebsOrBandsBigger
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Top The Beatles merch for sale in Greece recently. "Baby grow, You're a rich man" etc #beatles #Oasis
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Designed well Built well Motherwell
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Today's my china (20th) wedding anniversary. At our wedding, we had two songs played on CD. One of those was "Love Is Only A Feeling" by @thedarkness, the band at whose gig we had first met. So I had some mugs done, as a gift to my wife.
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It would have been better to have made a deal with his predecessor: President X. #presidentxi #trump #tariffs
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I thought it belonged to lovers? Not in Kingston upon Thames, baby! @BanquetRecords @pryzm_kingston @mogwaiband
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WIN! - A Copy Of Mogwai’s ‘The Bad Fire’ A 2LP clear vinyl variant of Mogwai’s anticipated new album is up for grabs. To be entered, simply share and like this tweet, leave a comment, and follow our page. @mogwaiband @rockactionrecs normanrecords.com/records/20…
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I'm still after a ticket for @richarddawson12 tonight in London @ivyhousenunhead . If anyone decides they can't brave the storm or has old school COVID or whatever, then please let me know. Thanks!
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