@twitcheII

Bedtime 10:45pm PST

Joined September 2013
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Rachel sent her to the ADDRESS of a crackhouse. She didn’t LOCK HER IN ONE.
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Phone gonna be confiscated at a concert in a couple minutes so would love some notifs before it goes!
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Raw salty sweaty gunt just poaching that leather
esahc@49eerfcOct 26
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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Kamala WAS brat
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If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone I would have asked you
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Of course you did
:3than@itsflanagain23h
Capital One stop trying to dampen my generous spirit
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You can and I did
kelsey@sexytwerpOct 27
gay guys are so fascinating i wish i could major in gay guy studies
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Kim Cattrall is so irritating for this
not j*ss is uplifting tatyana ali@itsnotjess123Oct 27
mercedes in the upcoming glee reboot
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Tik tok is down the hall and to the left
🍓 gege milk (rey)@showxing_Oct 25
I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt
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If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone I would have asked you
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My dentist and periodontist and orthodontist all wishing me a happy bday every year...
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I think glee made me autistic
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I would like to see it
Dear Bro
@DearBro411Oct 24
Charlie Puth capturing a classic, highly casual "just woke up" or "winding down" moment in a bathroom.
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I’m stunned
Muslims Posting W's@MuzlimsPostingWOct 24
bro
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2020 was so woke we had the 1975 starting their album with a 3 minute Greta Thunberg speech
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She don’t have internet
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I 1000% agree
Derek G@dare_ick_geeOct 23
This is the craziest “we’re not a match if…” I think I’ve ever read.
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The mention of any of those three on a dating app is usually a left swipe
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I’ve been there. I was there after the substance
grace@agneswickfieldsOct 23
my favorite part is how they hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender
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Oh? I did
cris@goldfiregodkingOct 24
when the top starts being like oh yeah lick my balls and my taint and my hole and it’s like oh ok well i didn’t really sign up for all that
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