emerson, he/him, 30, trying | sober since 10/11/18
Portland, OR
Joined March 2021
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slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
ALT Tweet reading: "One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can remember pretty well."
slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
The joke that I like even more is chief wiggum saying, "Oh yeah? How ya gonna do it, Skeleton powers?!" Hank Azaria in god mode with that line read.
slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
Tried watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction" thinking it was an Unsolved Mysteries kinda thing... it isn't.
Each week Jonathan Frakes tells you 5 ghost stories, 2 are "false" (invented by a writer), the rest are "true" (invented by an unpaid writer). The true ones aren't backed up by proof, you are just expected to believe a ghost walked someone's dog or a sandwich predicted a drowning.
10/10
slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
The old version of this kind of movie (THE PACIFIER, SUBURBAN COMMANDO, etc) was at least smart enough to understand that the comedy comes from the kids humiliating/getting one over on the military guy but Pratt loves sucking operator cock so much he has to make the chad version
slabs (fetid/rotted/cursed) retweeted
Why did John Cena say "compromised to a permanent end", did that phrase even exist before he said it... a quick Google search seems to suggest that it did not. Did he get possessed by Dr. Teeth for a moment or something
