Turnt Wooldridge

Day 4 of this hostage crisis and Wolf Blitzer just felt the need to tell us how many electoral votes are needed to win. Motherfucker I know the name of the registrar in Clark County, Nevada, how to pronounce every town in Georgia, and where every Republican in Arizona lives.

Silverfield: it’s on me. I take resp- WE KNOW ITS ON YOU. WE’D LOVE TO BLAME ONLY YOU AND YOUR FUCK ASS PREPARATION, STAFF, AND GAME MANAGEMENT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU WERE HIRED BY A MAN WHO IS SOMEHOW WORSE AT HIS JOB THAN YOU ARE AT YOURS, SO SIT TIGHT & WE’LL BE WITH YOU SOON

Fuck this entire godforsaken program.

Change your socks, Hogs. They’re soaked with piss.

If Auburn wins we should let the students throw Cramsey up in that fucking tree

uh, a Senate seat?

lmao Maker just ball screened for Miikka for a 23 footer 😂

JJ and Billy: first player to give themselves rhabdo wins the Hustle Award

These turnovers are Mika me crazy

You love to see Vandy on your schedule.

roll the southpaw QB to the right and have him throw to the flat where the only chance for success is leading the receiver perfectly. I’m not sure Cramsey possesses the logic to win at tic-tac-toe

I just wanna know if Quincy is able to get off the mat yet 😂

If someone doesn’t tell him to take that ugly fucking hat off his head, goddamn

That last series is why there’s plenty of room to be furious at both Yurachek and Silverfield.

people might bitch about that but those two PIs were probably both touchdown saving actions. Justified flags, justified end result

Morgan Freeman has been an old man for 40 years. He’s been old for so long that seeing him become a REALLY old man is incomprehensible to me.

It’s the same shit. Not just an outclassed football team, a football team so poorly coached that the basic stuff can’t get done. Can’t snap the ball cleanly. Can’t keep a clean pocket for even 2 seconds. Cannot even get in position to make a tackle.

Maybe should have spent less time talking to the ticket scanners

My dnd is gonna come on before this fuckin game starts.

It’s such a shame that LSU has to be all… LSU, because Saturday Night in Death Valley really might be the coolest thing in college football. Almost a perfect distillate of the game.

Man, 75 is getting worked. How tf is this possible.