オオアワガエリ

Perspective is like an orgasm. It’s awesome to have, but don’t fake it

iPhone Duo has been the most fun I’ve had with a phone in forever, internets.

Not gonna lie, did the daily Red with a Pokédex app side by side via iPhone Duo and it all made sense. iPhone Air gang I’m sorry

Happy Halloween remember when witches weren’t IP68 water resistant

Bette Midler is diet coke’s Betty White

iPhone Duo sits in the “I can see the appeal, but we’re answering questions we didn’t ask” box. Too much fun, but too many conditions for now to say get it. Wait for Duo 2

Technically correct really is the best form of correct.

What I love about Pokemon is anything less than 100% is 30%. Unless it’s 30%, then it’s 0%.

This feels like you were attempting a threat on my life, very Robert Clayton Dean circa 1998

iPhone Duo really makes me wanna tweet again, this thing shouldn’t be this much fun. I get why John Ternus was excited about it at the Emmys

Lie to me the way Amanda lies about her involvement in you can see everything

Odysseus said “I miss my wife” and then spent 10 years sidetracked by literally everything on earth. Might really be Nolan’s best film.