Its not that serious. Sometimes I code things.

Joined April 2022
You ever watch Trailer Park Boys and wonder "how am I supposed to live up to these impossible beauty standards?" Just me?
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Never deleting this app
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Maintenance guy came by earlier. He's been in the area since the 70s. I mentioned that the exhaust fan over the stove doesn't work. He said, yeah it has no pipe, it just filters and blows everything back in here. He said the bathroom vents do the same, but they go through an air freshener first 🤣🤣🤣
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Those air fresheners, btw, were put up there around 1980. Prob time for some new ones.
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My brother's gf 1) is annoying af and 2) dry heaves if she hears even imitated puking sounds. I weaponized this immediately
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Single GREATEST commercial ever made in the history of mankind 🤣
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One of my fav foods is hashbrown casserole. Living alone, I've gotten used to low effort cooking since I'm the only one eating with nobody to impress. Here's my low-effort hasbhrown casserole recipe: 1 bag shredded hashbrowns 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 8oz container sour cream 1 bag shredded cheese 1 onion, diced Tony Chachere's seasoning Salt & pepper Bake at 375 for an hour
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I recently saw someone say they didn't like cream of chicken soup as an ingredient. It never really occurred to me to use something else, so I'm trying mayo instead tonight. Cubed hashbrowns work too, but I prefer shredded. Usually I use cheddar or a blend, but I just got a new mix from Trader Joes. Its pretty freakin awesome.
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being in an armed standoff with police after posting a suicide note is actually a sign of great electability in libertarian culture
Unfortunately it seems a Libertarian candidate really may be in an armed standoff with Cary Police after posting a suicide note last night A local Reddit post from an hour ago reports a swarm of armed "ice agents" at the complex just behind the address on what appears to be Miller's voter registration (Normies think all law enforcement is ICE nowadays)
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Makes me wonder if any bikers out there have a graphic of their PT Cruiser on their bike
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Wasn't the only one on the trails in Viera Wetlands yesterday
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The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Came to the cafe to work and they were playing the kick 6 game. I needed that
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