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chelsey.

@typicalspud

I make up my own words, I'm not mental or anything. It's just how I roll.

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Joined November 2008
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@TheTweetOfGod4 Oct 2024
I’m back. I’m back on Twitter (which is its only name). I have left AI in charge of the universe; you’ll notice the improvement. I’m back, with less respect for you than ever. And just like before, My nephew is my only follow. Spread the word, bastards.
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#facebookdown #instagramdown #whatsappdown twitter over there waiting for their stock to increase :
#showmeyourkitties
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary but I actually don’t.
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rewatching Parks & Rec after all these years.. yep, I still have a strong & strange attraction to Sewage Joe (@kirkfox) I'm okay with it. 👋🏻
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tweeting feels like just talking to yourself through text in public.
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Heard its his birthday today. I realize that there's some young people don't know him. Please look him up.
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obligatory tweet because #facebooksucks & #vine is dead. 👎
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pretty cool I guess that I can help Verizon afford Jamie Fox to do their commercials with the overcharges I pay monthly. #switchtosprint
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random stop on this impromptu road trip
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"you are my favorite hello, & my hardest goodbye"
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I love this #quebella pearl powder mask, but it looks like my boyfriend jizzed on my face.
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my go to is mac n cheese
Nancy Reagan was a wonderful, sweet lady. I tell you, I really enjoyed being around her. atmlb.com/1R424V5
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"adult" is not a verb.. it's an adjective. the word "adulting"needs to friggin go.
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"Lick my big black furstick and take me all the way to heaven."
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why is there designated area for smokers, but not for people who have loud conversations using their earbuds in the boarding area? #airports
Please stop debating about whetherOR not👁aged well.unfortunately it hurts all3 of my BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us👌🏼 – at Los Angeles, CA
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#theforceawakens hurt me in my butt feelings
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