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Hi, my name is Tyson, and I am into floating goats.

Durban, South Africa
Joined August 2016
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Very cool set @TysonHeffer 👍🏽👍🏽#SAComedy
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Making new friends is not difficult for me... instagram.com/p/BR-e5WJDN4Z/
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Tonight it's going down @republikdbn! Great beer, great comedy :) instagram.com/p/BRQDmbaD2P_/
The discussion this morning: is it cool to swear whilst doing stand up? The consensus was f*ck… instagram.com/p/BOCXPOgAuo3/
If those pesky Norwegian bears would just stop eating all of the Norwegian salmon, then maybe sushi wouldn't be so damn expensive!
They should make a Southern version of The IT Crowd. They can call it "My Name is URL"
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yoh, but @TysonHeffer and @Maxamillion_ZN killed tonight. Max will be your host and Tyson will be your headline on the 13th.
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Thursday 08 September come see @neilgreen82 at the ROAST BATTLE vs @LazGola tickets available at @Computicket ✊🏽
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*Me at the hardware store* Me: I am here to see Jacob Zuma and Julius Malema. Assistant: Huh? Me: Isn't this where one goes to find tools?
When someone sends you the tanned fist bump emoji, and you know that they are so white their light could escape a black hole
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La Bella, you should beer... I mean be here... damn autocorrect #sundaypundayfunday
I went to a get together where everyone kept telling each other to be quiet... it was quite the shhhhhhindig
I have a gay friend that only sells natural medicine. Does that make him a homopath?