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@ufffencive

Can barely do my eyeliner, let alone my life

Joined March 2020
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U@ufffenciveNov 1
If you're sad, you don't have genuine friends. You need non chalant ones, responsible ones, caring ones, loving ones, protective ones and all in one as well. AND NO! I am not talking about opposite gender friendships.
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Iss phone mai saare letters type hojate hain yesss
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the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
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I scream, you scream we all scream for ice cream
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osama@cameramayn8h
foodpanda is a deliveryhero company. their kind of execution requires extensive investment. when a competitor grows enough to outpace fp, all the founders will think of is how to cash it out. fp will then do the honors of merger & acquisition, and remain the only one of its kind.
Rei (@reilately) profile pictureRei@reilatelyNov 2
Now that we as a nation largely agree that FoodPanda needs competition, what's stopping local investors from entering Pakistan's food delivery market?
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This shit is legit frying me
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Real recognises real Game recognises game
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Was wondering are there any other ufffencives on this app.
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dont u ever dare to steal my handle
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Yes ily2 but I won't take your calls outside office hours
U (@ufffencive) profile pictureU@ufffencive52m
Sindhi aunty broke the no contact again. 🥺👉👈
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Sindhi aunty broke the no contact again. 🥺👉👈
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FAT fucking CHUD cat on my stomach right now crushing my organs
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women romanticize men men sexualize women
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ل@iced0llz21h
Men used to go to war now they reply to ur posts in dms
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*Thoru praaper chenal*
U (@ufffencive) profile pictureU@ufffencive4h
You converse with your sindhi directors and feel nerve compression in the left arm extending towards shoulder, neck and jaw. Painful.
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You converse with your sindhi directors and feel nerve compression in the left arm extending towards shoulder, neck and jaw. Painful.
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One of the directors who happens to be the only literate one screaming 'itni competent employee ke saath aaplog ker kia rahe hain ye' 🥰
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Yar mere pyaar ka matlab samajh na sake zamana Zamane ki fikr nae, bas tum ko hai samjhana
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when ppl find out you regularly go out by yourself places, they will kill you
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Quando a pessoa ta desabafando e eu dou um exemplo da minha vida pra ela saber que não ta sozinha, mas n sei se to ajudando ou fazendo aquilo ser sobre mim
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nazarrr (@chupkrrr) profile picture
nazarrr@chupkrrr6h
pls don't project your pain onto ppl who had nothing to do with it
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