inshallah girl

Surah An-Nisa (4:29-30) "…And do not kill yourselves [or one another]. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful."

I knew it was time to lose weight when they had the ‘BRING US HOME’ Israeli hostage posters everywhere in New Brunswick 2023 with their height/weight. I’d stop to calculate their BMIs and it always averaged out to a sexy 19.5

Islam was genius for banning religious depictions/idolatry early or else we’d be having discourse about the Loli Aisha figurines on Hasan Piker’s desk every week. Also I hate when Japanese people are Muslim their beards are anorexic & it makes me less of a believer

Paul Newman was a benevolent seme for making salad dressing his legacy before he died. Tom Cruise will DoorDash a chicken caesar to the Scientology sex dungeon one day and suddenly he’s a little boy in 1986 again, feeling a warm hand on his shoulder.

I feel like Tay Swift has Pedophile OCD & thats why she feels the need to adopt every new young star, but then realizes she doesnt like kids fr & aborts them via chart blocking. She thought Sabrina was 14 but shes just a midget so theyre still friends. We can all relate.

Every new gen fujoshi thinks it's her life path to be a trailblazer in moral eroticism by combining random yaoi caricatures. Soon ukes will wear turbans and semes will serve micropenis realness and we're supposed to pretend to understand that more than Asian twink CNC

Ban all porn & everyone can only jack off to me. If you cant cum, we behead you and have ur head displayed on a stick on the grassy shoulder of the New Jersey Turnpike ALLAH, GRANTING MY DUA BC I WORE THE HIJAB IN KINDERGARTEN: Anything else? You gave almost nobody boners at 5

Halloween tricks aren’t over yet. Get ur white ENBY friend super high & then scare them by saying shit like “AO3 is down for a month because they’re sending ur My Hero Academia CSAM fic to the FBI.” The POTS sweats are crayy in real time

Six Words Every Pakistani Girl Needs To Hear

1500s: check her hymen to make sure she stayed a virgin for her husband 2020s: check her labia majora for hyperpigmentation to make sure she never sympathy-fapped to the middle aged version of Gallaghercest

I knew what kind of fake fag Harry Styles was when he didn’t write anything sexually arousing about Liam’s dead body. Paul McCartney would’ve at least rhymed “Payne’s brains” with “sugar-sweet candy canes.”

Ao3 users think they're recreating Unit 731 on there, but instead of dissecting babies or drinking the blood of conjoined twins to see if u get superpowers, they’re just writing Dan/Phil shota with a Spotify playlist linked. And the first song is Washing Machine Heart

A lot of anger towards Ariana Grande & Bella Hadid comes from jealousy of their eating disorder origin stories being totally valid/cool. Ari has ISIS-themed anorexia & Bella never got over the fact that Gigi was the better-looking Antisemite in 2015

I miss when women were the villains in yaoi tbh it was more realistic. Now we have to pretend that a timeline exists where there's more than one 6'6 Korean with a monster schlong wasting it on courting a faggot. They’d be out in Seoul raping mice/otters/Russian tourists

I only find a guy sexy when he has the physiognomy of someone who jacked off to the orgy scene in Sausage Party. Like Jake Paul, Zayn Malik, Roman Roy, Zeke Yeager, Travis Kelce, Messi

When 120 Days of Sodom gets to the poop-eating part but I used to cry to Life of a Showgirl so I'm prepared to enjoy anything

All depictions of incest in media are larp bc there is little to no Grandmacest when they're the ones who do it the most... "I had a dream the shaytaan ate your pussy let me check" bitch no you didn't. But go ahead since you survived the 1947 partition of British India

Olivia rodrigo is still a Taydaughter no matter what happened. People act like their mothers have never touched on them/beat them before

This photo being anti-Islamic feminist art. The 2/72 big-eyed sexy virgins Allah promised ur man in jannah mocking you for waking up early to make him an omelette & double wrap ur hijab. Dunya over deen forever.

Every time I get a pop up ad that's like "make ur own Al slut and fuck her" I click on it to see if they got me as a preset yet because I still use my Face ID to log into Pixiv for Wincest porn