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Fiercely pro-African Papa Smurf 🧙🏽‍♂️ Lover of choc-chip muffins. Hog konusua & Njahi PR sponsor! | #YNWA gang!

East Africa
Joined January 2010
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What gets measured, gets done. The biggest move was black men getting more & more aligned to black women, and Latino men flipped, coming closer to their women. Notable mention is white women, they've flipped, marginally. Will it hold?
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Quite in order. The 3 can be consequential in the Senate,moving agenda, and offering accountability, should Sifuna falter in his administration. I'd add, let Babu also run for Senate
This, for me is the working formula for change of Government. Let Edwin Sifuna run for President and be deputized by Irungu Kangata or John Methu. Fred Matiangi, Martha Karua, Eugene Wamalwa and any other presidential aspirant in the United Opposition should run for Senate and secure votes for Edwin Sifuna from their respective Counties. H E Rigathi Gachagua and H E Kalonzo Musyoka should be “supreme leaders” in charge of the presidential campaign and the Government to be formed.
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My day at Kibera Law Courts for traffic court. Arrived some minutes before 8am and was very early. After a 2.5 hour wait (working all the while coz work waits for no one), allowed to enter court at 10:30am. Bloody cold & only one magistrate available today. 1/n
What a day! 11:30am, drove past a man dead on Oleguroene rd; 11:45am got arrested at the Riverside+ Ring Road Kilimani junction for absentmindedly jumping a traffic light; at 12pm booked for court tomorrow; at 7pm, realized I fell for a fake bus company scam. Mniombee!
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kangaroo Court
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I hope world bank wanajua hiyo pesa wanasema imeibiwa ni yao. Wasikuje kutudai. Wafuatane na wezi wenzao wapewe pesa zao.
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Hata aseme ako na agenda tu moja, kutonajisi watoto, hiyo ni sawa kabisa na sisi.
Edwin Sifuna Hana Agenda Na Wakenya.
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Baddies for sifuna are raising the bar mamae🔥🔥, guys hamko ready for the campaign we are about to unleashe as LMM, Chama ni Cha wakenya 💯 na campaign ni yetu 🔥, P.O Box statehouse 🥳 #LindaMwananchiMovement
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Last night, while you were sleeping or glued to the US election results, Musk spent over six hours deleting his posts and further tightening his algorithm. Last night, we watched as Musk systematically erased all traces of the bots and trolls he used against you. These small details don't go unnoticed by some of us. Perhaps they do for you, since you still consider him a genius who suffers for the poor Russians sent for money to kill Ukrainians.
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World Bank is scared of the odious debt discussion. With regime changes world over, they are trying to get ahead of the narrative to ensure they give Kenyans a new target ( the corrupt leaders) so that they are exonorated and Kenya still pays their odious debt.
World bank snitching on everything (that they’ve known for a while) right now means something…
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You’re a shameless hypocrite. You preach humanity for Gaza while inciting your community against the Borana in Moyale, You can’t condemn violence abroad while encouraging it at home to massacre innocent family, Shame on you
A family event for #Gaza on Sunday 8th November @ Parklands mosque, Nairobi from 10am insha Allah. 👇
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Thank you to the candidates who lifted up voters and allowed us to believe in a brighter future. This moment belongs to you, and to the activists and organizers whose work led to these wins. I'm proud that Speak Up PAC was able to support your efforts across the country.
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Replying to @Eddie_Mugoh
Trip ya Kremlin Probably
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Kitu imeniuma kwa hiyo World Bank report ni ati tunapoteza 7.7 million jobs per year juu ya corruption.
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Mainstream media taking over vanity-project podcasts 🤝 This is a symptom of what ails sports in Kenya in general. Trust me, this same level of comprehension, knowledge and language is reflected in boardrooms when engaging sponsors and investors. The problem runs much deeper than what we see on our screens. Even our own systems don’t believe in themselves. We have spent so long undermining the value of our own sports that we have normalised mediocrity, even in the rooms where decisions about the future of sport are made. You cannot build a commercially competitive sports industry when the very people entrusted with selling it don’t believe in its value.
When we say mainstream media 🥺🥺are the stumbling block to our local football.....you don't know any kenyañ team , don't buy merchandise, don't buy tickets 🥺🥺what is c-a-f ...f* ck off you bought this job 😔 #FootballKE
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"Usingizi after mechi haitaki denge dingo"
Sisi ndo wahenga wa 2080 na hakuna msemo hata moja tumetoa?frauds😂
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fuck it make bernie senate majority leader
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Chuck Schumer is the reason Angie Nixon lost. Hakeem Jeffries refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani until he had no other choice.These people cannot lead our party for the next two years. Far too much is at stake.WE DEMAND NEW LEADERSHIP. IT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
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Uumaga hau nderu cihūrīte juices ta bom.Nīguo ndaigua.
men who eat pvssy like they're making out with it need to be protected at all costs
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