Software and product geek, cyclist, flute player, and tennis player in Gainesville, FL.

Gainesville, FL
Joined June 2008
Elise Carmichael retweeted
NEW: Imagineers are testing free-roaming robotic characters today in Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland Park.
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“Life’s a little messy. We all make mistakes.” - Judy Hopps
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You sometimes don't realize how good certain products are until you don't use them for a while. It's good to be back, @expensify - you have been missed.
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Streaming Roulette: 1: Pick a streaming service 2: Select how many down/right to navigate 3: Watch 5 minutes 4: Try again until it’s not terrible
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I just downloaded a file of nearly a gig in just a few seconds. As I watched it download, I thought of how long it took to get an .mp3 off of Napster.
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Was considering switching all my lines to #TMobile from #ATT but after a terrible experience calling into #TMobile (many times for the same thing), there is no way I would switch. Customer experience is important.
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I'm really unsure how today is Tuesday, and not Friday.
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Just read an article about how to get non-technical testers to write automated tests. Basically: Have your devs change how they write the code, have the technical testers write you a library/wrapper, then write code anyway. ...?
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This is the most important video I've ever seen.
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A data scientist hosting a covid dashboard in Florida gets raided. This is absurd.
1/ There will be no update today. At 8:30 am this morning, state police came into my house and took all my hardware and tech. They were serving a warrant on my computer after DOH filed a complaint. They pointed a gun in my face. They pointed guns at my kids..
New Orleans has the worst roads I’ve ever seen. My kid and I, while cycling, made a bet to see who could find the biggest death trap.
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Elise Carmichael retweeted
after months of muttering under my breath at people in the supermarket I’ve finally cracked
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If you can’t win, attack the process.
I’m so happy that post COVID, I can travel internationally again and not be constantly having to explain why we elected trump. I can deal with just needing to explain Florida Man.
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Comment below if your profile pic needs some fall feels.
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This is the best we can do? I’m waiting for a fist fight behind the playground after school. All I want is a good public speaker, decent human being, and can hire smart people (and listen to them). #Debates2020
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Elise Carmichael retweeted
39-Down “Something that’s true whether or not you believe in it”
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Stolen, but still amazing: "On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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I am definitely happier after having watched this.
Einstein, the African grey parrot, showing off impressions.