Kristian Bland, unreliable narrator

I just realized I don't have a pinned tweet shilling my books. I really am the worst kind of writer. Anyway, I have a funny book and a serious book, a weird book and a nerd book. Pick one, pick none. I'm not the boss of you. coqdiddles.com/books/

neat! the pc i ordered on 12/9 (that they sold without having a GPU in stock for) finally arrived and while I paid extra for strimers, i guess they just decided it wasn't worth installing them or even including them in the shipment great job, Alexander PCs! (avoid this company)

printing a shipping label is not the same thing as actually shipping what you've printed the label for sigh

my patience is officially at an end

deleted my tweet re: @AlexanderCustom after receiving some specificity about the delay unique, anomalous situation; understanding restored! (they actually reached out to me but my wife called back because, her words: "we don't wanna risk you being too You") rude (but accurate)

well, it took a while, but i finally got my various social media accounts archived and downloaded i'll generally only be active on bsky now, barring some radically unforeseen need to return to another site it's been fun. call me after the nazis leave bsky.app/profile/unclejeet.b…

if you want to keep up with me for whatever inexplicable reason known only to yourself, i'll be over on bsky for the foreseeable future i dunno if phony stark is still obsessing over posting bsky links but whatever, he can delete my account if he wants bsky.app/profile/unclejeet.b…

every social media platform needs a "download archive and delete account" button

for all my late gen x and elder millennial friends who've forgotten all about channel one news, i invite you to feel your age with me YOU ARE WELCOME youtu.be/8JgaIz2Dweg?si=pDAf…

Fun fact: Grim Fandango (1998) is now as old as Pong (1972) was when Grim released YOU ARE WELCOME

i don't know much about football, but i'm pretty sure this ain't right

Your spouse may be cool, but are they cool enough to get Bill Adama to wish you a happy anniversary on behalf of the crew of Galactica? So say we all.

try not to get sick if you're in america right now. or ever, really. in fact, just don't get sick here at all. at any time. best advice youtu.be/pQF5sPmVaU8?si=EyGd…

there must be a law that prevents manufacturers from ever developing a gaming mouse with a decent scroll wheel

i miss hard drive sounds

y'all best go get dem gumbo ingredients now before the gettin's all been got, sha south louisiana don't play when dat first cold front hits

they're adding louisiana to american truck simulator. didn't take much scrolling to find the best comment on the reveal video youtu.be/-xn9NyuSkBA?si=9Fof…

it's dangerous to go alone take this

if you're driving through south louisiana next week, roll down your windows and smell the gumbo in the air

it’s important to have fun with random wrong number texts