unconscionable_hack retweeted
Why I’m bullish on $BAES and Bario Punks (@basebario) on @base
This is an under the radar consumer crypto ecosystem with live products, real revenue, and a closed-loop flywheel.
1. Live Products & Base Pedigree
• Live onchain game store (baes.app), retro OS (bariOS), and autonomous AI game rails.
• WebGL games mint as playable NFT cartridges where devs pocket 90% of sales instantly.
• Proven builders: Runner-up in Base Batches 001 with a $40k grant and direct incubation from Base/Coinbase.
2. Bario Punks: 3,333 Productive Workers
• Not static PFPs. Only 3,333 exist, acting as the workforce in Punk Town.
• Lock your Punk with BAES to work: 50% of the $BAES is burned forever, and 50% goes to the reserve backing the NFT floor.
• Staked Punks leave liquid supply, triggering an ongoing supply crunch.
3. Real Yield Backed by Tokenized US Stocks
• Protocol volume and DEX fees are converted to WETH to buy tokenized shares of Apple, Google, Meta, and Nvidia on the open market.
• These equities are paid directly to active working Punks.
• 40% of net profits from their Robinhood Chain Gacha game are bridged straight to Base to fund this pool.
4. Clean Tokenomics ($BAES)
• 100B fixed supply, 100% circulating, zero mint function, zero inflation.
• Uniswap v4 liquidity is permanently locked via @clanker_world .
• Deflationary sinks hardcoded into every product.
5. The Macro @Base Catalyst
If @Base leadership(@jessepollak , @cobie @brian_armstrong etc) starts heavily pushing native NFT ecosystems, what gets the spotlight? IMO, they will back battle-tested, Base Batches-incubated teams running real onchain commerce.
At current micro-cap levels, the asymmetry here is 🚀
NFA
Alpha in plain site 🤝 @BaseBario
unconscionable_hack retweeted
Round 7 spotlight goes to @BaseBario
they put Bario Punks fully onchain on @base, then turned Punk Town into a launchpad that pairs with tokenized stocks
a lot of these replies came from people riding with them since the BARIO days. respect
unconscionable_hack retweeted
#NewProfilePic. Big appetite.
Something good is coming for Bario Punks, Working Bario Punks and Bario DMG-01 holders.
(No snapshot yet. Today remains an excellent day to become one of us.)
unconscionable_hack retweeted
Coinflip is live in Punk Town. Pick a side and play with base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07.
Heads or tails. Whichever you choose, your chance of winning is exactly the same: 47.5%, with a full 2× payout on a win.
Every flip uses verifiable randomness from Pyth Entropy, with results settled onchain. Your chosen side does not influence the random draw. Bario cannot pick winners or change the odds.
The house edge is just 5%, built into those odds. There is no additional deduction from a winning payout.
That edge supports the game and Working Punks. When realized net profit is distributed, after accounting for player payouts and previous losses:
🔷 50% stays in the Coinflip bankroll to back future payouts.
🔷 50% funds base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 rewards for Working Bario Punks, shared according to their Crew weight, alongside their existing stock rewards.
🔷 Working Punks can settle and claim their base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 through Loot.
unconscionable_hack retweeted
imagine still believing that @base memecoins are "dead"
unconscionable_hack retweeted
I think the biggest upside is often in coins that don’t have an obvious comparison. They’re also the ones that take longer to catch on, because people need time to understand something they haven’t seen before.
For me, that’s part of the job. Keep building, explain where you’re going, and give people a reason to see what you see.
There’s an advantage in figuring something out early. But you need the patience to stick with it while everyone else is still wondering what the hell it is.
To those who see it and stay patient, thank you. I intend to make that patience pay very, very well.
base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07
unconscionable_hack retweeted
We’ve added a whole lot more ways to use your base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07, $USDC and the stonks your Bario Punks earn you. All right inside Punk Town.
We’ve integrated @Uniswap, @Aeroxyz, and @beefyfinance directly into Punk Town, with the full deposit, rewards and withdrawal experience built in.
🟦 Stock/BAES pools to earn trading fees.
🟦 Stock/USDC pools with optional LP staking for AERO rewards.
🟦 Beefy strategies that manage your range and compound rewards automatically.
Track your positions, holdings, fees, rewards and activity in one dashboard. Browse estimated Beefy APYs and follow your strategy’s performance.
Claim, stake, unstake, or withdraw part or all of your position directly in Punk Town.
More options. More control. A lot more to do with what you already hold.
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