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For my sins: Carlton and Raiders Park cricket hero. Goats Life. Left of the middle.

Joined August 2021
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Female Hawk Diagnosed 'Too Fat' To Fly After Overeating Chickens And Constantly Sleeping ndtv.com/offbeat/female-hawk…
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Fourth? Aren’t you usually fifth
Making the rounds in New Hampshire. Just got to my fourth polling location. Voters are turning out. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ VOTE!
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This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai
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We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you
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we gotta slow down the fucken posts we can’t use up all our jokes on one night what are we gonna do when someone shitty dies tomorrow
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me digging up charlie kirk to tell him that republicans lost
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not true. it made a lot of people really happy
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Let’s dig up Lindsey Graham and fuck him in the ass one more time
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And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Fremantle. They had banished the awful Wharfie Time forever, because it was haunted.
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Voss has three. Four minutes on the clock. IT’S WHARFIE TIME. βš“οΈ 89Β  🦁 72 Β  #AFLGF #foreverfreo
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Oscar Allen and Sam Draper contributing to Brisbane’s 3-peat after abandoning their clubs.
The Oscar Allen and Sam Draper fairytale narrative is just bullshit. They left the two shittest teams in the comp to join the best, it isn't an inspiring journey. Call it what it is: taking the easy way out.
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Wharfie Time in the 2026 Grand Final: #AFLGF
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whichever mfer hit the wharfie time button trying to get into Freo HQ tomorrow #AFLGF #AFLFreoLions
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Barbie Jeep Downhill needs to be put on ESPN immediately.
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You just don't get this kind of comedy from Protestants
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Potentially my last post about Butters…but no promises
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thinking about posting this in two days but doing it now incase i forget
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