Had an appointment for a #massage today. The massage therapist was working on my scalp when he fell asleep. I kept shaking my head, trying to get him to wake up. After five minutes, he farted and woke himself up. This could only happen to me.
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Baseball
Varsity
York wins 8 - 2 over Proviso West! Dukes move to 6-1 on the season!
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Step by step.
🆚 [2] Maryland
🏆 Big Ten Tournament
⏰ 5:30 p.m. CT
📍 Gainbridge Fieldhouse
📺 Big Ten Network
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Illinois makes it 9️⃣ straight vs. No. 15 Michigan 😤
#B1GMBBall
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When life has you upside down, turn it around⏳
Proceeds from my upside-down banner shirt will benefit the Don Moyer Boys and Girls Club. Thank you to Gameday Spirit and Illinois for helping me bring this idea to life!
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HALFTIME: No. 23 #Illini 46, Minnesota 35
Has a trip up north solved Illinois' problems?
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KJ is up to 20 points!
That's the new Illinois freshman record for most 20-point games in a season 👀
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