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" ... " - Charlie Chaplin

Superman was 100% what I needed

@JamesGunn your Superman is 100% what I was looking for. I’d love to talk about how @mattreevesLA Batman could be seamlessly integrated into the DCU.

@mattreevesLA i know how to introduce Pattinson’s Batman into the DCU with @JamesGunn’s Superman. DM me for more information or if you want to come over for some spicy peanut ribs.

Hellboy in the Crooked Man trailer looking more like Hecklad.

Koba wasn’t a bad guy he was an antagonist

#RebelMoon is like the first draft of a poorly adapted self published comic book. All plot, and what little story there is was dryly told. If you liked it that’s great, but it belongs on the same shelf Battlefield Earth, Jupiter Ascending, and Mac & Me.

Atlanta and Man Seeking Woman exist in the same world.

My hips do lie about my ability to sit on the floor cross legged for more than 30 minutes

I haven’t called it anything but the Sky Dome and I won’t call this app anything but Twitter.

“No peanut products are allowed” Buys soy based Wow Butter which was made specifically for this reason “You can’t use that” Why not? “It looks like peanut butter” But it isn’t. “It might confuse and upset those with allergies” Does anyone here have an allergy? “No”

I should start wearing glasses to show that time has passed

I’m sick and tired of the constant vacuuming because of our two dogs. Next pet I get is going to be one of those naked cats.

Every day there’s a little less of me to love.

Calm Rose : Violent Wind #TheChariot #TheCity

Put on Muppet Treasure Island for my 6yo and he said: “this looks like a show for 90 year olds.” and walked away.

Spoilers: It’s all cuss words.

Making hot sauce by taste

Whoa, I’m seeing double! Four Chris Hemsworth’s!