Urbanite Problem

Idk what it says about me that BofA declined my card at Walmart for "suspicious activity"...And was entirely correct. #bravo #peasantthief

Its funny, you always wanted it, but it's totally normal to feel shocked when it starts to actually happen!

Getting hacked is fun. 😩 Sketchy starts to Mondays. #urbaniteproblem

How do I call out all these hypocritical Texans cheering for Lady Gaga singing Born This Way? #SuperBowl #LadyGaga

Is it rude to watch Real Houswives in front of the cleaning lady? #urbaniteproblem #onepercentproblems

At least the election allowed me to skate through my first Thanksgiving as a married woman without questions about children.

It's not even Thanksgiving day yet, and I've already been told that Pence should have been allowed to have a nice night out at Hamilton. 😩🔫

"Package on truck for delivery. Arriving today."......but like when, today? #onlineshoppingaddict

The harrowing hours after the "your order has shipped!" email when UPS has "no delivery information available at this time" #urbaniteproblem

I wore all my favorite fall outfits and went apple picking so can it be Christmas now? #whitegirlproblem

America: let's make the USA better for our children. Also America: check your privilege that your dad earned for you. 🙄 #1%problem

When its "unprofessional" to Instagram your fancy business lunch. #urbaniteproblem @DanielBoulud

When you're hungover AF on a Sunday morning and your boss tries to FaceTime you. #whyyyy #harddecline #helltotheno

I have literally been complaining all week that I'm too tired to go to Maine this weekend. #urbaniteproblem xitter.gq/whitegrlproblem/status…

Making a diverse friend is all fun and games until the Brooklyn gangsters catcall your pearls on your way to her bridal shower @katethewasp

That feeling of accomplishment when you memorize your new credit card number. #urbaniteproblem

When your boss sends THE MOST obnoxious email over the weekend, and doesn't know you just got your dream job offer.🖕#byefelicia #zerofucks

Was I not supposed to celebrate #NationalDonutDay by going to 6am spinning? #skinnybitch

In memoriam of yesterday's hangover of death, my size 23 jeans slid right on today. #mdw2016 #winning

Sunday goals: bottomless Sunday brunch & a @jcrew shopping spree. #urbanitesolutions